Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis

CJAD online ^ | 8:09 on June 17, 2005, EST. | N/A

[QwertyKPH]

Sunday, June 19: The one-hour documentary Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis purports to be a ``fearless and uninhibited quest for honest and surprising answers in search of the perfect, modern penis.'' Modern? Can these things become obsolete or old-fashioned? And what defines perfect? The producers describe the penis as a unique piece of biological engineering with three primary functions _ urination, procreation and sexual pleasure. But the multitasking organ is also considered in terms of health issues and common mythology. (Discovery Health).

[Dashing Dasher]

LOL!!!

You're now pingable.

;-)

[Species8472]

[Baraonda]

As Adam said in the Garden of Eden, "Who's going to know?"

[Baraonda]

"It also makes decisions for some of us."

It gotta a mind of it own.

[Baraonda]

So, that's where everybody is.

[speedy]

Hey there cy -- thanks for the ping -- just getting home from work and seeing this. I'm probably too late to contribute anything original at this point. But thanks for thinking of me on such a, er, ah, delicate topic!!

[Dashing Dasher]

Come on - say something witty.

Most of the folks went to the bar at 2pm.

[jwh_Denver]

Well I guess were into the 2nd or 3rd hour of Happy Hour.

[speedy]

I'm trying, I'm trying. I'm on my third glass of Pinot Noir and thought it would make me much more clever. The pressure is too great. Think I'll slip quietly off to another thread. Maybe a thread on archaeology or Roman history or something.

[Dashing Dasher]

Can you be witty about Roman History?

[speedy]

Subucula tua apparet!! Hohoho. (Hmm, DD, you've put me on the spot)

[mikrofon]

Mrs. M thinks this Pole is a 10...

[Xenalyte]

Sorry to interrupt your splendid Friday evenings, darlings, but this one just cries out for a Salacious Ping List ping!

[linkinpunk]

The Search for the Perfect Penis

I suppose the date of this show was picked BEFORE Dick Durbin made his stupid comments.

He wins hands down either way.

[beyond the sea]

Coming up with something funny to say here is a stiff request.

[NerdDad]

"Guys with Vienna Sausages should just take extra time when preparing the "meal". They should enjoy 4play and become the finest chefs in the world so that the sausage situation won't interfere with their success."

You are so right. It's a given that the guy is gonna get his. Taking the time to make sure my partner "gets to the dessert table" too has always been more rewarding to me. Those rewards are both immediate and long-lasting. And I like being invited to repeat a performance.

[RikaStrom]

LOL

Didn't it just! Ok, no more freeping, I have to go pack.

See you in a week, I am off to Cozumel.

[eddie willers]

mine's a classic...like a 57 Chevy.

Two Toned Hard Top?

[Dashing Dasher]

Applause!!!

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm tearing up - that so funny!