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I'm sure we can think of a few more!
1 posted on 06/17/2005 9:24:52 AM PDT by pissant
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CELIBACY (sell-i-baa-see)

Female: Not engaging in sexual activity

Male: Not engaging in sexual activity in the last 24 hours

Damned If I Know

46 posted on 06/17/2005 9:59:37 AM PDT by sharktrager (My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
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15. COMEDY

Female: A mode of film or theater that is typically light-hearted and has a happy ending for the main characters

Male: Fart jokes and crude sexual humor

57 posted on 06/17/2005 10:13:50 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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16. GARDENING

Female: A chance to surround your house with a seasonally-changing splash of life and color

Male: A good excuse to get out of the house when the nagging starts

60 posted on 06/17/2005 10:16:01 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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Bookmarking for hubby


66 posted on 06/17/2005 10:20:47 AM PDT by Samwise (In the battle between good and evil, evil often wins unless good is very, very careful.)
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17. AUTO REPAIR

Female: "When can I pick this up?"

Male: "Hmmm.... where did this part come from?"

71 posted on 06/17/2005 10:22:51 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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18. DANCING

Female: 1) An artistic expression using only the body (see "ballet"); 2) Something my husband/boyfriend doesn't take me out to do, even though I'd really, really like to do it.

Male: Something we only do willing at our own or our daughter's weddings.

75 posted on 06/17/2005 10:30:00 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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20. BREASTFEEDING

Female: A natural, healthy way to feed your baby that promotes a string mother-child bond.

Male: Sounds kind of kinky, but if it means I'll get laid, I'm game.

92 posted on 06/17/2005 10:58:13 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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21. "NUDIE" MAGAZINES

Female: A disgusting objectification of the female body.

Male: I only get it for the articles. Really. Why are you looking at me like that?

94 posted on 06/17/2005 10:59:48 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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22. SIGNIFICANT OTHER

Female: Your husband, fiancee, or current boyfriend.

Male: Your mistress.

98 posted on 06/17/2005 11:32:00 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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LITERATURE

Female: "A Mid-Summer Nights' Dream"

Male: "Story of O"

104 posted on 06/17/2005 12:00:44 PM PDT by GoldCountryRedneck (Life is so short. Play naked.)
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ETERNITY

Female: Forever, never ending.

Male: That time between when you orgasm and she leaves.

109 posted on 06/17/2005 1:17:12 PM PDT by carolinacrazy (What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
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MONOGAMY

Women: One on one relationship

MEN: Sex.....with one woman at a time.


122 posted on 06/18/2005 10:34:07 AM PDT by motormouth
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FINE:

Male - a state of being good, but not great. If something is "fine" it is OK, good, not wonderful, not bad.

Female - I'm mad for no discernable reason but I want you to shut up now...and you're in trouble later.


145 posted on 06/20/2005 12:55:45 PM PDT by RockinRight (Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.)
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