I'm sure we can think of a few more!
1 posted on
06/17/2005 9:24:52 AM PDT by
pissant
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To: pissant
CELIBACY (sell-i-baa-see)
Female: Not engaging in sexual activity
Male: Not engaging in sexual activity in the last 24 hours
Damned If I Know
46 posted on
06/17/2005 9:59:37 AM PDT by
sharktrager
(My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
To: pissant
15. COMEDY
Female: A mode of film or theater that is typically light-hearted and has a happy ending for the main characters
Male: Fart jokes and crude sexual humor
57 posted on
06/17/2005 10:13:50 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: pissant
16. GARDENING
Female: A chance to surround your house with a seasonally-changing splash of life and color
Male: A good excuse to get out of the house when the nagging starts
60 posted on
06/17/2005 10:16:01 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: pissant
66 posted on
06/17/2005 10:20:47 AM PDT by
Samwise
(In the battle between good and evil, evil often wins unless good is very, very careful.)
To: pissant
17. AUTO REPAIR
Female: "When can I pick this up?"
Male: "Hmmm.... where did this part come from?"
71 posted on
06/17/2005 10:22:51 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: pissant
18. DANCING
Female: 1) An artistic expression using only the body (see "ballet"); 2) Something my husband/boyfriend doesn't take me out to do, even though I'd really, really like to do it.
Male: Something we only do willing at our own or our daughter's weddings.
75 posted on
06/17/2005 10:30:00 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: pissant
20. BREASTFEEDING
Female: A natural, healthy way to feed your baby that promotes a string mother-child bond.
Male: Sounds kind of kinky, but if it means I'll get laid, I'm game.
92 posted on
06/17/2005 10:58:13 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: pissant
21. "NUDIE" MAGAZINES
Female: A disgusting objectification of the female body.
Male: I only get it for the articles. Really. Why are you looking at me like that?
94 posted on
06/17/2005 10:59:48 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: pissant
22. SIGNIFICANT OTHER
Female: Your husband, fiancee, or current boyfriend.
Male: Your mistress.
98 posted on
06/17/2005 11:32:00 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: pissant; kevkrom
LITERATURE
Female: "A Mid-Summer Nights' Dream"
Male: "Story of O"
To: pissant
ETERNITY
Female: Forever, never ending.
Male: That time between when you orgasm and she leaves.
109 posted on
06/17/2005 1:17:12 PM PDT by
carolinacrazy
(What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
To: pissant
MONOGAMY
Women: One on one relationship
MEN: Sex.....with one woman at a time.
To: pissant
FINE:
Male - a state of being good, but not great. If something is "fine" it is OK, good, not wonderful, not bad.
Female - I'm mad for no discernable reason but I want you to shut up now...and you're in trouble later.
145 posted on
06/20/2005 12:55:45 PM PDT by
RockinRight
(Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.)
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