"There was shrinkage!"
Posted on 06/17/2005 9:24:52 AM PDT by pissant
This e-mail came to me today. I searched the web to see if I could find the origianl author. Either way, I think its funny:
Eight Words With Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
NO. You be a wallflower!
BEDROOM:
Female: A place for sleeping.
Male: A place for sleeping after I get laid.
Female: A wonderful way to accent the design of any room.
Male: Something I can use for privacy while I get laid.
TEENY
Male: accurate description of your maleness when you get out of the pool
Shrinkage
"There was shrinkage!"
SHEETS:
Female: An accessory to the bed-ruffle that makes sleeping more comfortable.
Male: Those dang things that keep getting wrapped around my legs when I get laid!
Meant to ping you to #85.
BED RUFFLE:
Female: A bed linen accessory.
Male: A convenient place to shove items when she walks into the bedroom, to prevent not getting laid.
LOL!
Bad girl.
He he he.
LOL!
Lucky wife, you have! I'll bet that you have to engineer that yourself.
:-p
ROFLMAO!!!
Female: A natural, healthy way to feed your baby that promotes a string mother-child bond.
Male: Sounds kind of kinky, but if it means I'll get laid, I'm game.
I think...I think I'll keep my mouth shut.
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves... =]
Female: A disgusting objectification of the female body.
Male: I only get it for the articles. Really. Why are you looking at me like that?
Thank yee
I sense a theme to your posts....you're wife has no idea what's coming tonight!
Must... resist... pun... that... will... get me... banned...
Female: Your husband, fiancee, or current boyfriend.
Male: Your mistress.
It was ripe for that, no doubt!
LOL. Shouldn't that be plural?
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