To: MortMan
19. CURTAINS
Female: A wonderful way to accent the design of any room.
Male: Something I can use for privacy while I get laid.
83 posted on
06/17/2005 10:44:23 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: kevkrom
SHEETS:
Female: An accessory to the bed-ruffle that makes sleeping more comfortable.
Male: Those dang things that keep getting wrapped around my legs when I get laid!
86 posted on
06/17/2005 10:48:43 AM PDT by
MortMan
(Mostly Harmless)
To: kevkrom
BED RUFFLE:
Female: A bed linen accessory.
Male: A convenient place to shove items when she walks into the bedroom, to prevent not getting laid.
88 posted on
06/17/2005 10:50:29 AM PDT by
MortMan
(Mostly Harmless)
To: kevkrom
91 posted on
06/17/2005 10:56:53 AM PDT by
RockinRight
(Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.)
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