Eight Words with Two Meanings

StrangeCosmos ^ | 5/05 | staff

[pissant]

I'm sure we can think of a few more!

[Betaille]

lol! great post

[Question Liberal Authority]

I searched the web to see if I could find the original author.

If it's on the web, the original author is either George Carlin or Cindy Williams from LaVerne and Shirley.

[pissant]

I take it you are male! LOL

[pissant]

Darn! You are correct!

[kevkrom]

9. FEELINGS

Female: The set of emotions that form the basis of a solid, loving relationship

Male: Pansy, new-age crap that we do not talk about

[pissant]

That's the best one! LOL

[pissant]

for you PING

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I got one:

9. TEENY (tee-nee) adj.

Female: Small
Male: Jailbait

[Betaille]

Yep

[kevkrom]

10. FOREPLAY

Female: An integral part of a session of intimacy.

Male: What?

[kevkrom]

11. SENSITIVITY

Female: A highly-desired trait in a potential mate

Male: Something that will get your a** kicked by the other guys

[Millee]

CHOCOLATE:

Female: The source of all goodness & light.

Male: A food prepared from ground roasted cacao beans.

[kevkrom]

12. WORK OF ART

Female: Painting, sculpture, etc.; can typically be found in museums or galleries

Male: The boob-job on Miss July

[pissant]

LOL. I think our Teeny is jailbait, but for different reasons!

[Betaille]

A feeble but political attempt:

DEMOCRATS (dem-uh-crats) n.

Female: Political Party that is compassionate but too weak too protect America.

Male: Those $%^&’s that took all your money and guns!

[bwteim]

9. GOURMET DINNER (gore-may-din-nur)

Female: An opportunity to dine out in a fancy restaurant, wear a new dress, have a baby sitter for the kids, and finally relax for a few hours.

Male: Beer, chips, AND peanuts, and the sofa to himself.

[pissant]

ROFLMAO. You are on a roll!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You can prick your finger, but never finger you prick in public!!

[pissant]

LOL.