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To: Lady Jag
"It's safer to drive fast cause you get past dangerous situations sooner."

If only the police realized that all would be good!!

478 posted on 06/17/2005 10:08:38 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Judy was pulled over for speeding by a Pennsylvania State Trooper on the Pa Turnpike. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said: "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. He replied, "No, State Troopers don't have balls." There followed a long moment of silence while she smiled and it dawned on him just what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.  She was laughing so hard she couldn't even start her car for several minutes!


502 posted on 06/17/2005 10:25:01 AM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
If only the police realized that all would be good!!

Cops are failed high school jock cowboys. What do they know?

546 posted on 06/17/2005 10:48:15 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
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