Judy was pulled over for speeding by a Pennsylvania State Trooper on the Pa Turnpike. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said: "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. He replied, "No, State Troopers don't have balls." There followed a long moment of silence while she smiled and it dawned on him just what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing so hard she couldn't even start her car for several minutes!