To: fredhead
"When he goes on vacation, asks if you'll water his plants and grease his bat pole"Now I could say so many things that would get me banned. WHY WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TEMPT ME SO?
30 posted on
06/17/2005 7:38:29 AM PDT by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
That was from Letterman last night.
54 posted on
06/17/2005 7:46:04 AM PDT by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Now I could say so many things that would get me banned. WHY WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TEMPT ME SO?
Hey...I only got a three day time-out.
122 posted on
06/17/2005 8:04:09 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...Vogelspooren)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
WHY WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TEMPT ME SO? <Cue peaceful music>
Ahhh Soooo, Grasshopper. But what you must understand is that most temptation is in the mind. If you have control over your mind, then nothing in this world can tempt you. You must learn to let go of the things of this world and control your mind. In this way you will not be tempted. Clear your thoughts. Control your mind. Clear your thoughts. Control your mind. Clear your thoughts. Control your mind.
<Cut music>
MEL GIBSON SITTING OUTSIDE A TENT INVITING YOU TO JOIN HIM FOR COFFEE!
So, didja pass?
Shalom.
129 posted on
06/17/2005 8:06:54 AM PDT by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
How could watering plants tempt you? Does that mean something different in NJ?
275 posted on
06/17/2005 8:52:35 AM PDT by
BJClinton
(I've got friends that are into sheep, but they don't have a parade about it every Friday)
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