***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

6/17/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAAAAAHOOOOOOO! IT'S FRIDAAAAAAY! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESSS! =) As always, feel free to post silly pix, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

"Trixie, I think there's silliness up ahead!"

**"ROOOAAAAAAARRRRR!"

**-Translation from Japanese: "Wheee! Silliness!"

"Silliness makes the Bat-nipples hard, as you can see."

ALL YOUR SILLINESS ARE BELONG TO US!

[CSM]

"Pubs rock!!"

I put rocks in my flower beds so I didn't have to weed so much and I could spend even more time in the pub! You'd like my neighborhood watering hole.

[Hoodlum91]

I am 83% Evil Genius.

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

Take the
Evil Genius Test
@ FualiDotCom

[JimWforBush]

"Speaking of which, time for Happy Hour. See ya."

Damn, I have 2 hours to go.

[zeugma]

"ln -s /dev/tape /dev/null"

Are you a BOFH?

[ArGee]

So, what happened to the gratuitous cheesecake??

Gratuitous cheesecake is redundant.

Shalom.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Forget about them; what was the deal with Racer X? He was Speed's "Brother." Riiiiight!

That whole family was weird...why did they have a chimp anyway?

[Fierce Allegiance]

Oh yeahhhhhhhh.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I just like drinkin'!!

[llevrok]

According to one of my clients, yes it does add 2-3 inches.

you work with hydraulics?

[Auntbee]

Wow! Me, too!

[ArGee]

You'd fit in just fine with Massachusetts drivers!

Not the ones in Boston. They never look at the lights.

Shalom.

[Zavien Doombringer]

missed the last 2 weeks, haven't you

[Darksheare]

I don't knwo why, but I have this overwhelming fear of you.

I am 92% Evil Genius.

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

Take the
Evil Genius Test
@ FualiDotCom

[Rightly Biased]

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when
a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey!
what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join
me, my cold-blooded friend." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the
monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is
'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard
is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then
explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when
he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile says he
has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is
sitting, finishing a joint.

He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"

[ArGee]

You forgot the T-Shirt for:

Dad, Proud Pajama Warrior!

Shalom.

[llevrok]

my kind of gal!

[BJClinton]

Hey! It's 5 o'clock somewhere...

[EHC Southern Pride]

MoJO!!! You are too freakin' cool for posting this theme!!!! I used to watch Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego every Sat. Every so often I'll catch a rerun on some random channel at random times. lol

[Zavien Doombringer]

See 650...

[LongElegantLegs]

Nope, sorry, my 'good guy' status clearly prohibits replying to innuendo. The only naughtiness I'm allowed is high-heeled boots and/or a patriotic bustier.