[EHC Southern Pride]

MoJO!!! You are too freakin' cool for posting this theme!!!! I used to watch Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego every Sat. Every so often I'll catch a rerun on some random channel at random times. lol

[MoJo2001]

Yippee! I'm not the only one!! Hehehe!

[ArGee]

Stealth joke. Do not select the space below if you are easily offended.

So, by now everyone knows the story of Adam and Eve. But what you may not know is that after Adam and Eve ate the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil they began practicing it right then and there.

When they were done G-d came through the garden and noticed Adam looking guilty. He said, "You ate the fruit I told you not to eat, didn't you." "Yes," says Adam, "but it's that woman's fault. She gave it to me."

So G-d says, "You had sex with her, didn't you." "Well, yes," says Adam.

So G-d says, "I'll have to speak to her, then. Where is she." Adam says, "She's over in the stream washing off."

"Oh, NO! Not the stream!" says G-d. "Now I'll never get the smell out."

Shalom.