***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

6/17/05 | TheBigB

[najida]

Nice ta see ya Dumplin!

[gate2wire]

Four Nuns are killed coming home from bingo.


Saint Peter asks the 1st one "have you ever touched a penis?"
She says "Yes, once with my finger."
St.Peter says "wash your finger in that Holy water and go in."
He asks the same question to the 2nd. Nun
She says "Yes, once with my hand."
St. Peter says "Wash your hand in that Holy water and go in."
The 4th Nun jumps in front of the 3rd and says, "Do you mind if a gargle before she puts her a$$ in that Holy water?"

[Logic n' Reason]

I am going to job hunting today. My boss canned me tuesday night.

Hang in there...been through it myself....3 times!

Where are you and what are you lookin' to do?

[Dallas59]

[TheBigB]

Hey there, Angel!

[cyborg]

I have a CNA certificate and so I'm going to go some nursing homes and see what I can get. My mom is letting me work one of her jobs so I'll have some money. It is rotten seeing as how she called me 2 am in the morning to tell me :(

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Took me a while to find it, too. ;o)"/i>

You actually found the boat, I am so impressed. You are getting more observant every week!!

[Constitution Day]

Damn! Sorry to hear that, hon.

[TheBigB]

And some sugar for you, too!

[trisham]

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a lawn care service.

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LOL! I'm emailing that one. To my husband.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I wish you luck, jog hunting sucks!!

[Skooz]

PreSeason is over. The Season has begun.

[cyborg]

I am certified to be a nursing assistant. I was working in a health food store selling and doing consultations (liked that better). I live in NY. It's a good thing though. Sometimes you need a little shot in the tail to get moving.

[The_Victor]

Anyone for a round of golf?

Looking forward to that drive into the woods.

[jtminton]

Would anybody wear this? I think it's hilarious. My wife thinks it's dumb:

[cyborg]

Thanks :-) It'll turn out to be a blessing though I'm sure. Times like these I'm glad I don't have children!

[Skooz]

nice.

[TheBigB]

Yay, najida's here!

[cyborg]

Yup it does, especially right now when everyone else is looking *LOL*

[Dashing Dasher]