To: Hoodlum91
Four Nuns are killed coming home from bingo.
Saint Peter asks the 1st one "have you ever touched a penis?"
She says "Yes, once with my finger."
St.Peter says "wash your finger in that Holy water and go in."
He asks the same question to the 2nd. Nun
She says "Yes, once with my hand."
St. Peter says "Wash your hand in that Holy water and go in."
The 4th Nun jumps in front of the 3rd and says, "Do you mind if a gargle before she puts her a$$ in that Holy water?"
62 posted on
06/17/2005 7:48:37 AM PDT by
gate2wire
(We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
To: gate2wire
That's just. not. right.
(Why am I laughing so hard?)
82 posted on
06/17/2005 7:53:16 AM PDT by
Petronski
(Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
To: gate2wire
That nun joke made me laugh real loud, thus confirming my coworkers assumptions that I am crazy!!
85 posted on
06/17/2005 7:54:31 AM PDT by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: gate2wire
To: gate2wire
309 posted on
06/17/2005 9:03:23 AM PDT by
RockinRight
(Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.)
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