[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Took me a while to find it, too. ;o)"/i>

You actually found the boat, I am so impressed. You are getting more observant every week!!

[llevrok]

A novice nun comes back yo the oonvent after a walk outside. She's all blushed and quite upset.

Mother Superior asks her what is wrong

"Mother, at the construction site across the street, the men use some very bad words. I am shocked!"

Mother sits her down and says, "My dear. The fact these men use such words doesn't mean they are sinful. They are most likely God fearing people who come from a different walk of life than we. You might say that they simply call a spade a spade."

"Oh no they don't Mother! They call it a F'n shovel!!!!"