I'm just 
Posted on 06/12/2005 12:19:16 PM PDT by presario
We've all done it. You've just gotten home, logged on to FR, and are scrolling down the "Latest Posts" page, deciding which thread will get your attention this evening, when THAT SCREENNAME jumps out at you in a "to" or "from" position. You are powerless to resist; if THAT GUY's there, it's gonna be a good thread...
All of us have our own "favorites" among the many colorful souls who congregate at this fine website. They could be someone you disagree totally with, agree completely with, or somewhere in between. They might be a fount of useful information, links, and facts. Our favorite might be devastating at the art of debate; demolishing opponents in truly unique style, or he might be just plain nuttier than squirrel dung, but fun nonetheless.
Perhaps your favorite FReeper has a way with words; an excellent writer. Maybe they are someone highly experienced in a particular field, with knowledge that many do not posess. Maybe they're dumber than a bag of hammers.
Point is, no matter what the reason, our "favorite FReepers"' handle attached to a thread makes it all the more interesting to us; it guarantees a wild ride or sublime pleasure in the reading and learning. It may also guarantee an increase in blood pressure and indigestion, but one thing's for sure...that thread HE's on is gonna get a hit or two, and it won't be boring.
I've got more than a few of my own, and I'm sure all of you do as well. WHO'S YOURS?????????????????
I'm just
there, that should clear it up.
I thought you were married???????
Scary is going over to the Eaker compound early this afternoon
and seeing a latex glove draped over a railing next to a bottle of ibuprofen.
Kinda makes you want to see that the way to the door is clear.
"# rm -Rf /"
(I'm a Unix Administrator by trade.)
I mean, her eyes were smoldering.
I looked at her for a momment, and said,"Ma'am, I don't reckon my wife would mind, but my girlfriend would flat-out kill me."
Thank goodness we've got professionals onboard. Ya never know when there's a kill z type around!
I am wife and girlfriend all rolled into one.
LOL
Boy howdy.
My favorite freeper is ME!!!!
If you don't love yourself...no one else will either so I love me long time.
I have various ping lists based on an individual's goofyness.
Y'all apparently really rate!
Humble brought a tomato shaped like a butt.
Says a lot about him too!!
This pretty redhead behind the counter looked at me, and said, "Why, honey, you look just like that alligator man wearin' that hat. Do you wrassle alligators?"
I swear she batted her eyelashes at me 15 times before she got all that out.
I looked at her a momment, and said, "No, ma'am - I only wrastle dangerous animals."
"Why, honey, what could be dangerious, next to an alligator?"
"Redheads, ma'am. Southern redheads."
Okay, I'll be here in the den drawing the parallels between goofyness and butt shaped tomatoes. Or, maybe watching Platoon. One or the other. Either way, thanks for having me on yer goofy tomato butt ping list.
Well, there's the really bad company ping list.
marmar; old sarge; conspiracy guy; meekonegop; fedora; slings and arrows; watery tart; king prout; darksheare; the scourge of yazid; grellis; trussell; doc rock; Jet Jaguar; Do not dub me shapka broham; SirLurkedalot; scott0347; NicknamedBob; teenyelliott; BerthaDee
Everyone on this list has ripped off gems that has blown me away.
Cyborg; Eaker; Travis McGee; Rdb3; Zulu; mo1; alouette; csvset; CHARLITE; when I find any of this crew in a heated debate, I put on the popcorn cause it's gonna be good.
I even search the posts of Backhoe and LS because of the info they always have at their disposal.
Lazmataz and pissant you've gotta keep track of because you just never know what they're gonna say next, but it's gonna be a doooooozey
Have you any idea how old that joke is? "eunuch - Unix"
*yawn*
Okay, I give... My favorite FReepers; Sabertooth, Lazamataz, pookie18, MeekOneGop.
Kinda cruel to talk about his date like that ain't it ? Aside from the big booty was she cute ?.........:o)
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