[teenyelliott]

har-dee-har har.

I am wife and girlfriend all rolled into one.

[patton]

One day, I sauntered up to the Herz counter at Saint Louis Airport.

This pretty redhead behind the counter looked at me, and said, "Why, honey, you look just like that alligator man wearin' that hat. Do you wrassle alligators?"

I swear she batted her eyelashes at me 15 times before she got all that out.

I looked at her a momment, and said, "No, ma'am - I only wrastle dangerous animals."

"Why, honey, what could be dangerious, next to an alligator?"

"Redheads, ma'am. Southern redheads."