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To: american_ranger
To: american_ranger
But pa, her little ol' arm gets so tired.
4 posted on
06/11/2005 6:05:01 AM PDT by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: american_ranger
"Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' ma cigarettes!"
5 posted on
06/11/2005 6:17:42 AM PDT by
metesky
(President; The People's Committee Against People's Committees)
To: american_ranger
Give her another chance!! Give her another chance!!
6 posted on
06/11/2005 6:18:49 AM PDT by
MikefromOhio
(10,000 posts by 29 June!!! 9,682 or so replies and counting)
To: american_ranger
The groom replied, "Sure I could do it again, but I can't fit another baked potato up my butt."
7 posted on
06/11/2005 6:21:18 AM PDT by
ovrtaxt
(...a sheep in wolf's clothing)
To: american_ranger
"No deer. A$$ too high, run too fast."
To: american_ranger
"You wan...beef with brocceri?"
9 posted on
06/11/2005 7:19:03 AM PDT by
TADSLOS
(Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
To: american_ranger
"YEEEEAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!"
11 posted on
06/11/2005 10:05:10 AM PDT by
DTogo
(U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
To: american_ranger
"But for sure that's Willie Nelson in the middle"...
"Welcome to Jamaica - Have a nice day"...
"The graveyard shift at Waffle House"...
12 posted on
06/11/2005 10:20:47 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...)
To: american_ranger
She ain't good enough for her own kin, she ain't good enough for us.
13 posted on
06/11/2005 12:27:51 PM PDT by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: american_ranger
- Those are for the funeral.
- Because there are 20 of them.
- "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"
- "Well, you could start by buying me a drink."
- ... smack him again!
- "Getting a second opinion!"
- "What is this, a joke?"
- Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive!
- "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
- The guy says, "I said BAD DOG!"
- "Because I love the chocolate that surrounds each peanut."
14 posted on
06/11/2005 3:10:35 PM PDT by
upchuck
(If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
To: american_ranger
And this gentleman would like to purchase the other half.
16 posted on
06/11/2005 3:23:50 PM PDT by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: american_ranger
"The bad news is He's calling from Salt Lake City"
20 posted on
06/11/2005 6:49:27 PM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
To: american_ranger
You walk the elephant and pitch to the kangaroo.
28 posted on
06/11/2005 8:40:06 PM PDT by
Hoboken
To: american_ranger
And when the plane landed, there was the dog on the wing, smoking a cigar.
(It's the only one I can think of that's appropriate for posting on a family-oriented website. What does that say about the jokes I know?)
30 posted on
06/11/2005 9:19:30 PM PDT by
exDemMom
(Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
To: american_ranger
To: american_ranger
And then he says 'surprise, surprise, that's not my pinky!'
32 posted on
06/11/2005 9:29:12 PM PDT by
HitmanLV
To: american_ranger
35 posted on
06/12/2005 6:31:02 AM PDT by
dread78645
(Sorry Mr. Franklin, We couldn't keep it.)
To: american_ranger
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lawinsky...."
43 posted on
06/12/2005 10:58:36 AM PDT by
llevrok
(Semper Conservatatis)
To: american_ranger
Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
44 posted on
06/12/2005 9:35:38 PM PDT by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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