- Those are for the funeral.
- Because there are 20 of them.
- "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"
- "Well, you could start by buying me a drink."
- ... smack him again!
- "Getting a second opinion!"
- "What is this, a joke?"
- Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive!
- "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
- The guy says, "I said BAD DOG!"
- "Because I love the chocolate that surrounds each peanut."
Well that's one's easy:
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says....