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Punch Lines without lead up

Posted on 06/11/2005 2:26:04 AM PDT by american_ranger

I am launching a posting where we post the punch line to a joke and then we wait for some one to post the joke and comments about it.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: righto
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To: metesky

I wouldn't even think of posting the joke to that punch line.........hehehehehehe.


21 posted on 06/11/2005 7:30:45 PM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: metesky
"Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' ma cigarettes!"

What's the definition of West Virginia foreplay?

22 posted on 06/11/2005 7:33:13 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: upchuck
- "What is this, a joke?"

Well that's one's easy:

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says....

23 posted on 06/11/2005 7:40:31 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: fanfan

;~)


24 posted on 06/11/2005 7:41:29 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: pissant


I jumped into bed, bit her on the ass and she farted, and flew out the window.


25 posted on 06/11/2005 7:51:09 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Those voices you hear make sense.)
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To: andy58-in-nh
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says....

Close...

A priest carrying a rabbit, a rabbi dressed as a woman, a horse, a giraffe and a drunk midget walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

26 posted on 06/11/2005 8:12:57 PM PDT by upchuck (If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: upchuck
That's better. No bar joke is complete without a midget or a giraffe. Speaking of giraffes...

The highballs are on me!

27 posted on 06/11/2005 8:32:04 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: american_ranger

You walk the elephant and pitch to the kangaroo.


28 posted on 06/11/2005 8:40:06 PM PDT by Hoboken
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To: Hoboken

NO WAY do you pitch to the kangeroo. He has speed and will bunt for a hit in any situation. ALWAYS pitch around the kangaroo but you can get the gorilla out with breaking pitches inside, then climbin the ladder with high fastballs...

I've seen tape.


29 posted on 06/11/2005 9:05:55 PM PDT by The Drowning Witch (Sono La Voce della Nazione Selvaggia)
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To: american_ranger

And when the plane landed, there was the dog on the wing, smoking a cigar.

(It's the only one I can think of that's appropriate for posting on a family-oriented website. What does that say about the jokes I know?)


30 posted on 06/11/2005 9:19:30 PM PDT by exDemMom (Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
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To: american_ranger

"For great justice."


31 posted on 06/11/2005 9:27:32 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: american_ranger

And then he says 'surprise, surprise, that's not my pinky!'


32 posted on 06/11/2005 9:29:12 PM PDT by HitmanLV
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To: Dashing Dasher

ROFL. Yikes! :)


33 posted on 06/12/2005 4:30:35 AM PDT by pissant (will a Sleep Number bed prevent morning stiffness?)
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To: andy58-in-nh
LOL!! Ok, here's the revised joke:
A priest carrying a rabbit, a rabbi dressed as a woman, a horse, a giraffe and a drunk midget walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

The giraffe says, "Ignore him, guys. The Highballs are on me."


34 posted on 06/12/2005 6:26:57 AM PDT by upchuck (If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: american_ranger

"Pepper"


35 posted on 06/12/2005 6:31:02 AM PDT by dread78645 (Sorry Mr. Franklin, We couldn't keep it.)
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To: EggsAckley

"Me checkum' for bees."


36 posted on 06/12/2005 6:31:45 AM PDT by dread78645 (Sorry Mr. Franklin, We couldn't keep it.)
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To: jakkknife

"Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin."


37 posted on 06/12/2005 6:33:51 AM PDT by dread78645 (Sorry Mr. Franklin, We couldn't keep it.)
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To: pissant

Benny and Abe

Benny and Abe - two little old men living in NY. Benny's 90th birthday was coming up and Abey said to him - "Benny, Benny - Vat do you vant fer you birthday!??" (use best little ole jewish man accent).

Benny replies, "For one last time, Abey - I want myself a Goil!!! (remember the accent)

Abey runs all over NYC looking for someone who would have sex with Benny for his 90th birthday - and was unsuccessful.

Finally, he decides to use a "blow-up" doll instead. He put the dolls in Benny's room and waited for him to return.

When he did, Abey said, "Benny, Benny - she's a vaitin'"!

Benny quickly maneuvers into the bedroom.

Minutes later Abey hears all of this commotion and Benny runs out, half dressed.

Abey says, "Benny, Benny - what happened?"

And Benny Says.... "I don't know!!! I jumped into bed, bit her on the ass and she farted, and flew out the window. "






Aren't you glad you asked?


38 posted on 06/12/2005 7:45:39 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Those voices you hear make sense.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Good one, Dash! :)


39 posted on 06/12/2005 7:47:31 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

It's funnier when I tell it in person - I do the accent and the walk and everything.

I'm very funny.


;-)


40 posted on 06/12/2005 7:50:25 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Those voices you hear make sense.)
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