Posted on 06/11/2005 2:26:04 AM PDT by american_ranger
I am launching a posting where we post the punch line to a joke and then we wait for some one to post the joke and comments about it.
I wouldn't even think of posting the joke to that punch line.........hehehehehehe.
What's the definition of West Virginia foreplay?
Well that's one's easy:
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says....
;~)
I jumped into bed, bit her on the ass and she farted, and flew out the window.
Close...
A priest carrying a rabbit, a rabbi dressed as a woman, a horse, a giraffe and a drunk midget walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"
The highballs are on me!
You walk the elephant and pitch to the kangaroo.
NO WAY do you pitch to the kangeroo. He has speed and will bunt for a hit in any situation. ALWAYS pitch around the kangaroo but you can get the gorilla out with breaking pitches inside, then climbin the ladder with high fastballs...
I've seen tape.
And when the plane landed, there was the dog on the wing, smoking a cigar.
(It's the only one I can think of that's appropriate for posting on a family-oriented website. What does that say about the jokes I know?)
"For great justice."
And then he says 'surprise, surprise, that's not my pinky!'
ROFL. Yikes! :)
A priest carrying a rabbit, a rabbi dressed as a woman, a horse, a giraffe and a drunk midget walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"The giraffe says, "Ignore him, guys. The Highballs are on me."
"Pepper"
"Me checkum' for bees."
"Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin."
Benny and Abe
Benny and Abe - two little old men living in NY. Benny's 90th birthday was coming up and Abey said to him - "Benny, Benny - Vat do you vant fer you birthday!??" (use best little ole jewish man accent).
Benny replies, "For one last time, Abey - I want myself a Goil!!! (remember the accent)
Abey runs all over NYC looking for someone who would have sex with Benny for his 90th birthday - and was unsuccessful.
Finally, he decides to use a "blow-up" doll instead. He put the dolls in Benny's room and waited for him to return.
When he did, Abey said, "Benny, Benny - she's a vaitin'"!
Benny quickly maneuvers into the bedroom.
Minutes later Abey hears all of this commotion and Benny runs out, half dressed.
Abey says, "Benny, Benny - what happened?"
And Benny Says.... "I don't know!!! I jumped into bed, bit her on the ass and she farted, and flew out the window. "
Aren't you glad you asked?
Good one, Dash! :)
It's funnier when I tell it in person - I do the accent and the walk and everything.
I'm very funny.
;-)
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