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1 posted on 06/08/2005 9:27:11 PM PDT by FLAMING DEATH
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To: FLAMING DEATH
This guy's webpage is a hoot !

Do you know him ?
Is he actually insane, or just funny ?

Either way, the man has entirely too much time on his hands.


2 posted on 06/09/2005 4:16:25 AM PDT by tomkat
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To: FLAMING DEATH
Don Novello (Father Guido Sarducci) did the same thing back during the Nixon presidency ... the book is called The Lazlo Toth Letters

President, Timex Corporation
September 17, 1976

Dear Sir:

I saw one of your commercials that showed a woman on the beach in Malibu, California with one of those ticking geiger-counter type things, and she found a watch buried in the sand.

I lost a watch a number of years ago, and I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure it might be mine! I've never been in Malibu but I figure a strong current could have carried it down there. (My watch wasn't a Timex, but I figure you never know.)

Could you please go through your lost and found box and see if it has the initials "LT" on it and also the inscription, "In case of accident call an ambulance."

Thank-you.

I also liked the one where the guy's dog swallowed the watch and he took it to the Vet and today it's still ticking. One question: How about the dog? Still ticking too? Keep it up!

Lazlo Toth

P.S. Where can I get one of those geiger-counters? If you don't have my watch I might start looking for it myself. Can you do any harm to a dog if you go over it with one of those things? Any harmful rays? Also, how about cats?

3 posted on 06/09/2005 5:02:49 AM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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