Posted on 06/06/2005 11:16:08 AM PDT by My Favorite Headache
Breaking again...his convoy he is in has turned the cars away from destination...straight to the hospital. Jackson has withered to a mere 97 lbs from 131 lbs in November.
That guy on the right looks fake.
Yeah but to be fair those cases were not against millionaire pop/sports/movie stars.
So? The nasty judge is responsible for his anorexia? Or is it bulimia?
Naturally the jury will vote not guilty when they hear how he's starved himself. Clearly it's a racist plot.
But claiming anorexia and/or bulimia may save him from prison and land him in a cushy "treatment center" where his entire entourage can stay with him. Some of those addiction treatment centers are really posh country clubs. Does "The Betty" take food disorder patients? Sex addicts? I don't think so. But there are others.
He needs to lay off the laxative. One more good crap and there would be nothing left of him - no more Michael Jackson.
For some reason, I feel that if the jury is out longer thatn three days, the odds are good for a conviction. Not being a jury observer mind you, just a gut feeling. If they come back today or tomorrow, the perv will walk.
cowtown ping.
Hard to say if the jury catches wind of this whether or not it will pull a sympathy string or if they will have had enough of his antics.
Somewhere I read that ER docs have a term for people (hypochondriacs, etc.) who are chronic abusers of hospitals: GOMERs (G.et O.ut of M.y E.mergency R.oom).
Michael Jackson would be a GOMER supreme if it weren't for his celebrity.
Ouch..........
Surely he has a private physician on retainer that could see him. Why does he always have to go to the ER (and bump someone who really has an emergency)? I think he's doing it for sympathy. After all, going to the ER is far more dramatic than going to a doctors office.
It's gotta be a double.
Come to think of it, who would know if his double served the prison time?
They weren't clebs with deep pockets for...........
Jackson's handlers keep saying he has back trouble. As a man who seems to be continuously changing hue, he is perhaps suffering from a large yellow stripe at that location.
Wow. I didn't know Michael Jackson and John Travolta had a kid.....
I wonder if he has something like gallbladder disease. If he has been starving himself, it could very well be. Explains the back pain. Docs don't look for that in younger people unless they've seen it before.
Hopefully his head will cave in when he's on the toilet and we can be rid of him at last. Just flush it away.
What in the heck is the story about Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped?
I spent a few weeks working in a prison. Even though I did not need a lot of incentive to stay on the straight and narrow those two weeks were enough to make me think about doing ANYTHING wrong. And this was a new, country club, type prison. What a nightmare. I cannot imagine what being in a maxium security place would be like.
MJ would not last the first night.
We had a friend that worked at Leavenworth, I think he was in the service at the time. He said it's unbelievable what those guys would do to each other. Couldn't get him to elaborate.
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