Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
It's been the best 7 months of my life!
A bunch of us actually did the flamingo thing at a friend's house in a posh neighborhood, too, while he was in Europe. Dozens on pink flamingos grazed all over his lawn for a week before he got home!
I never fake it...why give credit when it isn't due? ;)
I assume you're talking about being sensitive...right? ;o)
Uh...ok, sure. ;)
Nice try...but you're not gonna pin that one one me, you goober!
And forget the darn fish already!
:)
You really do know how to get yourself in trouble, dontcha?
Elephants, birds. What the heck are ya babbling about then! ;o)
Fish is forgotten
That's what I thought! ;o)
You just noticed that? LOL
Hmmm...
Yup.
I'm just glad to have the company!
Hmmmmm to you too!
Great, twisted minds think alike! ;o)
Well yours is only slightly twisted.
Ha! I love it!
Hee hee hee hee
Fish, elephants, flamingos,
OH MY!
Am I the only one here still at work?
To keep us from having to share the royalties
Bulletin! This just in!
The Schick razor company and the Fuller Brush company just announced a merger.
The name of the new company is going to be named "The Fuller Schick Company."
It seems that an engineer from each company got together and designed a brush-type razor that would shave the fine hair on a chicken after it has been plucked.
The name of the new razor is going to be named "The Chicken Schick."
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