Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
Hey punkin! If ya likes 'em big, I'm in Tulsa!
As long as you have a sense of humor (and not married)!
It is that time. Goodnight all, I am going to drink and whatever else I desire!!!
I prefer to call a healthy libido!
The gals are picking on me. I'm fending their insults off the best I can! ;o)
Just kidding!
Bye, biker chick!
My bark is always worse than my bite! And yep, I'm married, and proudly so! 25 years in just 20 days!!!!!
Some friends of ours bought a house in a very swanky neighborhood. We snuck over at night and placed plastic lawn ornaments all over their yard (including pink flamingos).
Best part was that our friends couldn't see the "decorations" from their window. They couldn't figure out why all their new neighbors slowed down as they passed the house!!
Oh come on now, you're starting to show your "sensitive" side...shall we discuss the weather? ;)
They're picking on you? You poor thing. I'm sure you did nothing to start it.
Let me know if you need me to start cracking heads!
Some say it takes a full year to feel like it's been 25.
On my way, too shortly. Have a super weekend and don't do anything I wouldn't do!!
So is mine. Congratulations!!
Thank you! I don't know how she's put up with me for so long.
I have no sensitive side. I just fake it once in awhile! ;o)
It's good to have you on your, ....I mean at my back. I feel better!
You call elephants and parakeets healthy?
I always thought there were laws against that!
Eeewwwwww!
:)
You brought up the bestiality. I only talked about my trout! ;o)
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