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To: Hoodlum91
Up the street there's a house with pink flamingos in the front yard . . . and I thought it wasn't that kind of neighborhood. If I knew the people better, I buy a load of pink flamingos and have their three multiply overnight!
883 posted on 06/03/2005 1:59:31 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: Lady Jag

Some friends of ours bought a house in a very swanky neighborhood. We snuck over at night and placed plastic lawn ornaments all over their yard (including pink flamingos).

Best part was that our friends couldn't see the "decorations" from their window. They couldn't figure out why all their new neighbors slowed down as they passed the house!!


890 posted on 06/03/2005 2:02:44 PM PDT by Hoodlum91 (The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart)
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To: Lady Jag
I have to admit, I have pink flamingos in my yard. But I put them in the back yard, so as not to frighten my neighbors.

My sister bought em for me. We thought they were funny.

My father does not agree. He thinks I'm an idiot for putting them in my yard!

975 posted on 06/03/2005 5:19:59 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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