*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***

6/3/05 | TheBigB

[Lady Jag]

You've helped me all day!!!

Thank you, thank you, Thank you, thank you, Thank you!

[pissant]

Indeed I do!

[Fierce Allegiance]

As long as there are no potato peelers & eyes, it's OK by me.

[pissant]

Silly me, you were talking about a butt massage!

[najida]

We can just pass him around like a bag of Fritos.

[najida]

Yeah,
YOU would focus on the butt. ;)

[Auntbee]

No, thank you. Couple of more hours and it will be Happy Hour(s)! WOO HOO!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Thag doesn't have a chance with you, me, Najida, and the rest of the FReeper ladies around here. He's gonna need a week to rest."

He better take his vitamins, cause I will were him out!!

[najida]

Ahhh, now that's sweet (congratulations too).

[missyme]

:)Thanks!

[fanfan]

I wish these were brains

[EX52D]

Bonus! ;)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Silly me, you were talking about a butt massage!"

Do a 180 that is the most I can tell you before the mods spank me!!

[pissant]

Gee, what gives you that impression of me. I was just givin Biker chick the benefit of the doubt! ;o)

[MamaTexan]

Can you go to the mall

Mall? Not hardly.

I shoot pool. :)

[Lady Jag]

NATIONAL REPEAT DAY NATIONAL REPEAT DAY

Everything that you learn today repeat three times. Studies show that information needs
to be repeated three times for the content to really "sink in". (please read twice more) :)


Aquarius, if you get any extras, I could use a few.

Horrorscope
Friday, June 3, 2005

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Bring extra. You'll need it.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Uh oh. The cows have come home, and the fat lady is about to sing. Better come up with some new excuses, quick! You can do that while you're coping with the unpleasant result of the cows coming home.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You are about to scare several people out of their socks! It will turn out that they have very ugly feet.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

This is a good time to get out there and make a difference! I'm often tempted to do that, but I just can't figure out where "there" is -- every time I get there, it's here. Maybe if I run really fast? Oh well, if you figure it out, be sure to make a difference.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Today you will realize that your biggest problem is indecisiveness. Or possibly procrastination. Tomorrow may be a better day to figure out which.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Today you will be struck by the notion that "Life is like one of those little cars that the Shriners get to drive." You have a mind of great depth and profundity.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Today you shall laugh your bitter laugh. You'll also sneeze your bitter sneeze.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

More fun with twine, today. Isn't it great!?

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You've been getting tired of the same old "look", day after day. Maybe you should get a tattoo? I'll bet people with tattoos never get tired of 'em!

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

People around you are starting to look a bit complacent. Good day to adopt a haunted expression and carry a large ball of aluminum foil.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

Today you will lose your marbles. Fortunately, someone will find them and return them to you.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Someone nearby will make disgusting slurping sounds in your favorite restaurant. You'll retaliate by glaring pointedly, and by eating your linguini with your fingers.

[missyme]

Damn..Being a Female is a tough assignment! No wonder men are such freaking babies when they are sick, they have not got a clue what we have to go through!

[Auntbee]

Let me at him first. You're married, I'm not. I need the practice.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"I was just givin Biker chick the benefit of the doubt! "

You know me better than that!!

[najida]

I'm right behind you in line sweetie...