Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
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These toys are designed to imitate the look of the toy accessory sets commonly sold in grocery or 99-cent stores. Instead of the usual fantasies (Cowboy, Princess, Doctor) I have substituted more realistic urban futures. |
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Most of the toys included in the sets are "ready-mades". They are actual toys, but when reassembled and repackaged they take on more sinister overtones.
I designed the packaging and custom vacuum-formed the clear plastic blisters, so the toys are virtually indistinguishable from the real thing. |
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Tatu? I thought he committed suicide!
Gaydar! ;o)
[giggle]
No. I'm too nice.
If I did this, it would be either posed or because I missed.
It didn't help the T.A.T.U. girls much that they bit the media hand that fed them, and they eventually lashed out (through their Russian interpreter) at every interviewer that asked them to detail their relationship.
Sweet thighs, though.
I want beefcake!!!!!
Yummy! I was wondering when someone would post a "beefcake" picture!
Barbecue sauce for those ribs!
I agree
The scales arent exactly balancing here!
sweet thighs. My point exactly! ;o)
My computer rejects all images of men. SOrry. ;o)
Useless. No meat, all bone.
Maybe the rump roast :o)
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