Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
hrmpt....
I ain't in trouble (am I?)
Oh dear....
Last time I was in trouble involved a skinny dancer, a lecherous chef, too many Casbah Coolers, going 70 in a 55 and a very cute police officer showing me his Harley behind the police station at midnight.
You have eyes?
Seriously, I have a vision for a line of T-shirts called "Look Up". The first one has a huge arrow sweeping from about mid-ab level and pointing up. Around this arrow are the words, "Talk to the face."
Additional slogans:
"Ears - this way."
"When you look there, your bald spot shows"
"Those can't hear you."
Shalom.
Most guys call it a willy or Mr. Happy. Harley works, though, I guess.
Pissant, this is funny. Someone in the office was listening on his ipod, gave me his earphones, and guess what he was listening to?
THE HUSTLE!
I did a little disco for him. Phew, I'm winded.
You are BAD. lol
Shalom.
Sounds good, count me in!
More like, "Wow officer that is the biggest Breathalyzer I ever saw.".
I'm at the top of the hill, second house on the left.
LOL!
You have a trouser trout! I thought there was sumthin funny about ya!
LOL!
LOL!
Great!
Sounds like fun girl!
I don't have one, I think it broke off...that's okay, I know where to find one...
It really was a motorcycle...
He really was cute (and flirted with me)...
~~sigh~~
Think I might pick up speed through his part of town to see if he's still around.
LOL!
Thanks!
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