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6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
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To: thag
hrmpt....
I ain't in trouble (am I?)
Oh dear....
Last time I was in trouble involved a skinny dancer, a lecherous chef, too many Casbah Coolers, going 70 in a 55 and a very cute police officer showing me his Harley behind the police station at midnight.
701
posted on
06/03/2005 12:35:11 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: najida
What color are my eyes, twerp! You have eyes?
Seriously, I have a vision for a line of T-shirts called "Look Up". The first one has a huge arrow sweeping from about mid-ab level and pointing up. Around this arrow are the words, "Talk to the face."
Additional slogans:
"Ears - this way."
"When you look there, your bald spot shows"
"Those can't hear you."
Shalom.
702
posted on
06/03/2005 12:36:07 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: najida
showing me his Harley behind the police station at midnight.Most guys call it a willy or Mr. Happy. Harley works, though, I guess.
703
posted on
06/03/2005 12:36:26 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
Comment #704 Removed by Moderator
To: pissant
Pissant, this is funny. Someone in the office was listening on his ipod, gave me his earphones, and guess what he was listening to?
THE HUSTLE!
I did a little disco for him. Phew, I'm winded.
705
posted on
06/03/2005 12:38:17 PM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: najida
To: missyme
Never say, "Why are you bothering me? All the Dunkin' Donuts closed?"
Shalom.
707
posted on
06/03/2005 12:40:16 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Sounds good, count me in!
708
posted on
06/03/2005 12:40:43 PM PDT
by
EX52D
To: najida
"showing me his Harley behind the police station at midnight." More like, "Wow officer that is the biggest Breathalyzer I ever saw.".
709
posted on
06/03/2005 12:41:22 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: EX52D
I'm at the top of the hill, second house on the left.
710
posted on
06/03/2005 12:41:27 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
711
posted on
06/03/2005 12:41:44 PM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You have a trouser trout! I thought there was sumthin funny about ya!
712
posted on
06/03/2005 12:41:45 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: peacebaby
713
posted on
06/03/2005 12:42:19 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: ArGee
714
posted on
06/03/2005 12:43:13 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: pissant
I do not have my own, so I play with someone else's now and then.
715
posted on
06/03/2005 12:43:13 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: najida
716
posted on
06/03/2005 12:43:39 PM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: pissant
I don't have one, I think it broke off...that's okay, I know where to find one...
717
posted on
06/03/2005 12:43:59 PM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
It really was a motorcycle...
He really was cute (and flirted with me)...
~~sigh~~
Think I might pick up speed through his part of town to see if he's still around.
718
posted on
06/03/2005 12:45:21 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: Dillybird
719
posted on
06/03/2005 12:46:21 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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