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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: Lady Jag

now those are real guys. Love the tattoo on the outer ankle.


201 posted on 06/03/2005 8:01:29 AM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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To: motormouth

Yeah, but I was thinking how much fun it would be to lick the sugar off ;)


202 posted on 06/03/2005 8:01:45 AM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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To: najida
"What color are my eyes, twerp!"

I saw a T-Shirt that says, "Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes.". All men should be required to have one!

203 posted on 06/03/2005 8:02:30 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: motormouth

LOL That would work too!


204 posted on 06/03/2005 8:02:39 AM PDT by raivyn (OK, I haven't changed my tag line in over a week - this is the best I've come up with...)
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To: Lady Jag

I can see already I won't get much done today...thank you!


205 posted on 06/03/2005 8:02:50 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: EX52D
OMG! Where do I get one of those?

Move to the seashore; there's an excellent selection!

206 posted on 06/03/2005 8:03:12 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: Lady Jag

I love "Divers"... Ha Ha!


207 posted on 06/03/2005 8:03:51 AM PDT by raivyn (OK, I haven't changed my tag line in over a week - this is the best I've come up with...)
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To: raivyn

Gotcha...me too!


208 posted on 06/03/2005 8:04:19 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

"I'll help him remove all of the sand, in and out of his suit!!"


HAY! Save it for me, willya????


209 posted on 06/03/2005 8:04:20 AM PDT by thag (Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
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To: najida

Well worth the ping!

Brightened up my day!


210 posted on 06/03/2005 8:04:46 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin)
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To: raivyn

Darlin'
All girls prefer divers ;)


212 posted on 06/03/2005 8:04:53 AM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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To: tomkow6
Cheesecake
213 posted on 06/03/2005 8:04:54 AM PDT by JimWforBush
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To: najida

True..
but sand...a little gritty, but edible


214 posted on 06/03/2005 8:05:23 AM PDT by motormouth
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To: tomkow6

BEEFCAKE!


CHEESECAKE!


215 posted on 06/03/2005 8:05:54 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: raivyn

Hey raivyn..
I was afraid ya werent gonna be here.


216 posted on 06/03/2005 8:06:19 AM PDT by motormouth
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To: raivyn
"I love "Divers"... Ha Ha!"

I love men who dive deep as well!!!

217 posted on 06/03/2005 8:07:35 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: motormouth

I'm sneaking peaks... Turns out my appt. got cancelled... I'm at work all friggin day now! :(


218 posted on 06/03/2005 8:07:39 AM PDT by raivyn (OK, I haven't changed my tag line in over a week - this is the best I've come up with...)
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To: peacebaby
The guys in my office are loving this guy....

Really? Where on earth do you work, a health club?

219 posted on 06/03/2005 8:07:55 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: najida

All girls prefer divers ;)




You are on top of your game today.


220 posted on 06/03/2005 8:08:00 AM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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