Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
"You secure anything with your EARS? Dam girl!!! "
Yes, I can.
My brain is secured by my ears.
So there!
:~)
This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on!
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Will you put me on that thar list?
How'd you get a picture of my next husband! LOL....
I would love to go to the beach. Unfortunately, there isn't one here in Kansas. :(
I'll help him remove all of the sand, in and out of his suit!!
Ya know, if that was sugar instead of sand...
Nevermind, my mind is below the gutter now.
Hey. No posting my picture without permission.
Now, either remove my pic or pay my $125.00 user fee.
;0)
"I'd hit it" LOL
Me too, as a matter of fact.
he's gay, therefore out of my league no matter how good he looks.
Ya can always spit...the sand out ;o)
Those guys can dive........never mind. I'll keep those thoughts to myself.
Thank ya sweet cheeks!
They're pleasant on the eyes too ;)
There you go! Much better. I'd pay attention to him. Might even take him home...to my daughters.
Excellent. That photo really captures the real Teddy.
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