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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
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To: thag
"You secure anything with your EARS? Dam girl!!! "
Yes, I can.
My brain is secured by my ears.
So there!
:~)
181
posted on
06/03/2005 7:56:09 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
It is definitely going to be a beach weekend . . .
182
posted on
06/03/2005 7:56:10 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: TheBigB; pissant; Dashing Dasher; colorcountry; najida; HitmanNY; All
This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on!
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
183
posted on
06/03/2005 7:56:15 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: Auntbee
184
posted on
06/03/2005 7:56:27 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: TheBigB
Will you put me on that thar list?
185
posted on
06/03/2005 7:56:32 AM PDT
by
jtminton
(My tagline has the day off.)
To: Lady Jag
How'd you get a picture of my next husband! LOL....
186
posted on
06/03/2005 7:57:04 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: Lady Jag
I would love to go to the beach. Unfortunately, there isn't one here in Kansas. :(
187
posted on
06/03/2005 7:57:15 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: Lady Jag
I'll help him remove all of the sand, in and out of his suit!!
188
posted on
06/03/2005 7:57:25 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Lady Jag
Ya know, if that was sugar instead of sand...
Nevermind, my mind is below the gutter now.
189
posted on
06/03/2005 7:57:42 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: najida
I'll see your Navy Seals and add my Navy Divers.
190
posted on
06/03/2005 7:58:16 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: Lady Jag
Hey. No posting my picture without permission.
Now, either remove my pic or pay my $125.00 user fee.
;0)
191
posted on
06/03/2005 7:58:17 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(If everyone knew everything about everyone, no one would have anything to do with anyone)
To: TheBigB
"I'd hit it" LOL
Me too, as a matter of fact.
To: Lady Jag
he's gay, therefore out of my league no matter how good he looks.
193
posted on
06/03/2005 7:58:47 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: najida
Ya can always spit...the sand out ;o)
To: peacebaby
How's this? Better for you?
195
posted on
06/03/2005 7:59:38 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: Lady Jag
Those guys can dive........never mind. I'll keep those thoughts to myself.
196
posted on
06/03/2005 7:59:51 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: Lady Jag
Thank ya sweet cheeks!
They're pleasant on the eyes too ;)
197
posted on
06/03/2005 7:59:53 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: missyme
198
posted on
06/03/2005 8:00:18 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Lady Jag
There you go! Much better. I'd pay attention to him. Might even take him home...to my daughters.
199
posted on
06/03/2005 8:00:33 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
To: reagan_fanatic
Excellent. That photo really captures the real Teddy.
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