Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
carolinacrazy
Wow! He is cute. I love the bald head and the goatee.
Oh! Okay...Now all those comments start to make sense!
:)
But he is also sweet, smart, funny, silly, loving, a great dad, social, loyal, ethical . . . I could go on and on about the man. I am sooooooooo lucky!!!
Didn't I tell you he is my husband??????
No...you didn't!
(sigh)
Why are the FRiends always the last to know???
ROFL!
I am slowly turning FR into the best communication tool my family has ever known!
Actually, carolina, Bertha and I are best friends. We are all quite silly, so FR has been a hoot for us.
I think we might be adding another FReeper to our list of family members soon!!!
He sounds great. And his sense of humor is obvious in his posts.
I don't like my husband to have a mustache because it makes him look like a little boy trying to be a man. He has a very boyish face. But it looks great on your husband.
Are y'all adopting pissant?
:)
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Honestly, I'm guilty of not checking homepages...I've always thought carolinacrazy was kinda a rough gal, and now I discover she's just a perfectly normal HE!
(hangs head in shame)
One of the great things about a goatee is I never have to worry about his stubble turning my face into hamburger!
Yeah, but some stubble can be sexy.
We talked about it, but the decorating costs incurred with the purchasing of whips and chains coupled with the allowance he would demand for his frequent strip club outings would probably break me.
I do hope someone takes him in though.
As for the she comment....I was once a very attractive woman, but I meant teeny, and I changed all of that to be with her.
It was only recently that I found out she had an inner lesbian, therefore the reconstruction was for naught.
Why thank you ma'am. I have some old Playgirl shots from the height of my physical prowess I would love to share with you sometime.
I have always been told that there is no better way to really get to know a person than viewing them naked.
Nice lookin' hubby you got there teeny. I would post my husband's picture but he would kill me if I did.
The new Sunshine Death Star Play and Learning Center provides battle station parents with a fun and safe environment for their children. The Imperial Emperor himself has overseen games of Duck Duck Goose encouraging the tots to "feel the hatred".
"Nothing can stop the Sunshine Death Star Play and Learning Centre," the Imperial Emperor said via holograph. "With its four classrooms, outdoor playground and experienced staff of licensed day care professionals, no other facility can match its awesome instructive power." Though still several weeks away from full strength, the Sunshine Death Star Centre is already up and running. Among the most popular activities there are finger-painting, storytime and Duck Duck Goose, which the Emperor often helps lead. "Feel your hatred flow through you," he told 3-year-old Jenny Bates, as she energetically chased fellow toddler and "goose" Michael Phillips around the outside of the circle. "Give in to your hatred!"
In addition to enjoying many fun games and learning activities, children at the Sunshine Death Star Day Care Centre have already witnessed the destruction of several planets out the centre's giant bay window. Last Friday, in the middle of a coloring activity, the planet Alderan was blown up, delighting 23 of the 24 children who witnessed the devastating power of the battle station. The sole exception was Libby Phelps, 3, whose family was vacationing in Alderan at the time of its destruction. She was frightened by the loud explosion and began to cry upon realizing that her mother, father and younger sister were now dead. The emperor's elite squadron of imperial guards leapt to action, removing the girl from the room and giving her some ice cream treats to calm her.
According to Death Star officials, the idea for the center sprang up after a number of parents complained about the lack of quality, affordable child care options on the Death Star. "As a stormtrooper and father of three, I'm very excited about the new day care centre," Death Star citizen Ralph Sedgwick said. "It's a safe, nurturing environment, one in which my child will learn." Added Gail Lindon: "For years I took my daughter to work because I couldn't afford a nanny. Do you have any idea how hard it is to operate a tractor beam with a two-year-old pulling at your leg?"
As excited as most are about the new day care centre, a few extremists have expressed concern about its proximity to the Death Star's reactor core.
"There is an opening in the Death Star's main shaft that leads to the core," parent and dissenting voice Annette Voss said. "If a small rebel ship were to somehow break through the deflector shield and enter the shaft, it's possible it could hit the reactor core with a single, well-placed proton torpedo shot and destroy the entire space station." Experts, however, scoff at Voss's theory, dismissing such a shot as "a million to one."
From DayCaresDontCare
ROFLOL!
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As for the she comment....
I feel sheeeepish!
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I was once a very attractive woman, but I meant teeny, and I changed all of that to be with her. It was only recently that I found out she had an inner lesbian, therefore the reconstruction was for naught.
BTW --- Day10, I've seen your homepage and I have to say it's touching. God Bless you and your family!!
Awe c'mon youre cute.
Although, I have to say, you look a little peeved in that pic! ;o)
One thing led to another as conversations drifted and it arrived at you guys when words like "patriots", "Military", "Freeper military", "Men" started mixing together.
That's not an embarrassing reason for me to want a bigger photo. We're patriotic people who admire fitness and our military. And, with the general level of fitness in this country, it's plain to see that the military wins hands down on that, too, much to the pleasure of tasteful women.
Does that help?
Thanks.... I'm not sure how to respond. Well, that picture was taken unexpectedly... It's not what it seems, I wasn't peeved at all. The only reason I posted it on my homepage was because it was the only digital photo I had at the time that was clear.
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