[xsmommy]

yeah, i know it's raining and miserable out, but if i had to get up to come in here, the rest of yunz are going to do the same, so MOVE IT!

[Gabz]

Morning!!!!!!!!!!!

[xsmommy]

MJ's theme song:

VASOLINE Stone Temple Pilots

One time a thing occured to me What’s real, and what’s for sale?
Blew a kiss and tried to take it home

It isn’t you, isn’t me
Search for things that you can’t see
Going blind, out of reach
Somewhere in the vaseline

Two times and it has rendered me
Punch drunk and without bail
Think I’d be safer all alone
Flys in the vasoline we are
Sometimes it blows my mind
Keep getting stuck here all the time

You’ll see the look and you’ll see the lies
You’ll eat the lies, and you will.

It isn’t you, isn’t me
Search for things that you can’t see
Going blind, out of reach
Somewhere in the vasoline.

[hobbes1]

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[Laura Earl]

I'm here. Sick of rain, but here. Just gonna work til noon.

[theDentist]

(groan) Did we have homework last night?

[TheGrimReaper]

Constantly conjuring acute concupiscence coast-to-coast and in Canada....

[gwmoore]

Awriiiiight, Ooookkaay, I'm here already (slouches into room, squinting, drinking coffee, consuming donut ;-)

Well, watched the local FOX outlet this AM as usual, and most of the "biggie" news about the MJ trial and "Deep Throat", in whom I am rapidly losing interest, as said Throat is turning out to be nothing more than a ijdit "Book Pimp" and will, in due course, receive the ZOT right here, ladies and gentlemen, from the awesome hordes of Viking Kitties who, even now, are sharpening their claws and checking the duty roster for the awaited event, eagerly awaiting the EAM from the ZotFather [evil pre weekend VK/Zot grin].

This, of course, leaves us with MJ, a perfect choice for the WFTD. Having been thru an emotionally charged closing argument process, the 'ol MJ is looking pretty well done in by the business, I believe that, if the pix were right, yesterday was a 4? umbrella day, and 2 "Jackson Lifters" needed to convey the alleged connoisseur of concupiscence with young boychildren into the Hallowed Hall Of Justice (HHOJ).

It is gwmoore's opinion that everyone had better prepare for the exigency of some serious medical happenings in those HHOJ should the "Jury of His Peers" return a "GUILTY" verdict. It is also gwmoore's opinion that cameras should be allowed in said HHOJ at the Moment of Truth. It is felt (IMHO only) that it might be mildly entertaining, and wagers (for entertainment only, of course) could be placed on such things as(in no particular order)
(A.) Are the convulsions real?
(B.) How long will the convulsions last?
(C.) Does the defibrillator actually talk and say "shock advised, press the green button"?
(D.) Are there actually batteries in said defibrillator?
(E.) Are said batteries of the "Bunny" (TM) brand?
(F.) Is that O₂ in the tank, or the N₂O they have been letting MH huff to keep his spirits up?
(G.) Is there any difference in face color between MJ in normal condx and MJ in full arrest?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Place your Bets, Messeurs et Mesdames, faite vaux jeux (Lone Palm, I think I have that right, pse correct me if I am wrong... I really don't have much French ;-)

Anyhow, now that we have covered the exigencies of the possibilities of some real courtroom action and more coverage since the fall of Baghdad, we can now sit back, relax, enjoy our weekend, and wait for the hopeful downfall of the connoisseur of concupiscence.

Off topic.. I want to thank everyone who wished me a happy B'day yesterday, I will get around to thanking everyone personally, over the weekend, so please don't feel left out if I haven't gotten on your ping list yet ;-)....

Everyone, have a great weekend, I will be hanging on here with the rest of the degenerates, keeping one eye on this list and one on the "VK/Zot" threads, as well as doing some much overdue webmaster stuff on the USS America Museum Foundation website, which I have to completely redo...

Greg

[bwteim]

Morning!

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http://www.shreveporttimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050525/NEWS01/505250319/1002/NEWS
Earlier this month, McDonald told the House Appropriations Committee he would have to declare financial exigency and lose up to one-fourth of the medical school faculty if proposed budget cuts went into effect.
"I am sure we are not going to have to take any kind of financial exigency at the medical school," McDonald said. "We still have needs, but we are better off than we were."

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I guess "financial exigency" doesn't sound as dire as "financial emergency".

Exigencies prohibit me from looking up anything else to contribute.

[Miss Behave]

Good morning, xs. My watch says it's 8:31 am, so I'm not really late, am I? :-)

[Jack Deth]

Good day, xsmommy:

C-Span radio is now doing comedy
Regarding the New Political Comity
I was listening last night
It must have been a sight
Howard Dean was in hilarious, exigent form
Howling about the Sins of the Right
Screaming about "diversity"
Oh, the concupiscent absurdity!
Save for Donna Brazile
Who can annoyingly shrill
His audience was embarrassingly white!

Jack Deth~ 06/03/05.

[tioga]

Beautiful sunny morning here. The bear buffet was out all night last night -- ie garbage day was today. Just washed the car and the sun is hot today. Quiet day with no squad calls so far. Prom night tonight for the local high school; my God daughter will be attending. Everything is beautiful, sorry your day started out so bad.

[Argh]

Nice pair! Of words, that is. Thank you for setting up for me. I now have an appointment in two weeks with a neurologist, and one of the surgeons at the back clinic at the hospital I went to is reviewing my case to see when they might deign to handle me, but I've been warned to expect that won't be soon. Oh, Canaduh!

[tioga]

The exigency of judicial vacancies must be driving this plan of Bush's. Certain senators can be expected to have a concupiscence-like feeding frenzy, all for our vieing pleasure.