Posted on 05/27/2005 12:59:36 AM PDT by chuckles
The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:
'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.
So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.
Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!!
AWESOME!!!!!
This brings a smile to my face :)
This most worthy lady is best be appointed to some senior position of authority, say a Supreme Court judgeship or something similar.
Now that's what I call making good use of one's twilight years!
Gun control is all about government power and citizenry fear.
This came out about a year back, but by God, it always brings a smile.
Or a wince...
This lady is just Beautiful! God bless her. May she live many more years!
Give her a rifle!
You can add taxes to that. Especially when they come after your house and everything to collect.
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Forget wearing purple when I get old, I like this lady's style. I can hear the theme song from THE GOOD,THE BAD AND THE UGLY following her around.
Just warms my heart and toes.
The DNC is deeply deeply, tonight. I'd reckon
Urban myth, but when I'm 81 I plan to be just like her...
Urban myth, but when I'm 81 I plan to be just like her...
Right.
I have read that the police think that they are at more risk going after old guys than young. Seems would apply to the crooks as well as the police, and I'm already old!
Just don't let 'em get the jump on you - always be prepared!
I have a bridge I can sell to you
forwarded e-mail from Austrailia | 5/27/2005
If this came from Australia, why is it written in American?
Nope.... gun control is about hitting somebody's testicles with a pistol while he's ducking and squirming.... then having the control to pop off his friends penis as well.
Target acquisition=front sight
trigger squeeze
reacquire target-front sight then squeeze....
That granny is AWESOME!!!!!!
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