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Add: There is no good reason for having more than two drinks.

I hate that one!

1 posted on 05/18/2005 4:12:21 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
well, back to work....
2 posted on 05/18/2005 4:14:49 PM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
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To: pissant
Wow, before this I just thought women were insane, LOL!

Multi-tasking? Is that the euphemism they use for being "flighty"?

Arioch7 out.

3 posted on 05/18/2005 4:16:27 PM PDT by Arioch7
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To: pissant

Sexist crap.


4 posted on 05/18/2005 4:16:33 PM PDT by JennysCool (Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.)
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To: pissant
There is no good reason for having more than two drinks

Never heard that one.

6 posted on 05/18/2005 4:18:24 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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To: pissant
http://www.americanwomensuck.com/
8 posted on 05/18/2005 4:19:06 PM PDT by AdamSelene235 (Truth has become so rare and precious she is always attended to by a bodyguard of lies.)
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To: pissant
There are several good reasons to have more then two drinks. Such as being at the bar and meeting a girl who looks like this , but has the political mind of someone like this . I'm not sure how many drinks it would take, but I'm fairly certain I would drink every one of them. Figuring the girl is of the natural moral attitude of many liberals.
12 posted on 05/18/2005 4:51:59 PM PDT by Mr. Blonde (You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
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To: pissant

1. Why do you have to drink every day?
2. You don't do anything to help out.
3. Don't ever throw my purse in the pond again.
4. You can't wear that to work/party/out in the yard, to the store, etc....
5. You need to shave everyday.
6. My tits are too big. (nooooooo)
7. You need to get a vasectomy.
8. You don't have time for that boat, sell it.


13 posted on 05/18/2005 4:52:31 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (Everything you thought you did that was ok with her is not after marriage.)
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To: pissant
There are several good reasons to have more then two drinks. Such as being at the bar and meeting a girl who looks like this , but has the political mind of someone like this . I'm not sure how many drinks it would take, but I'm fairly certain I would drink every one of them. Figuring the girl is of the natural moral attitude of many liberals.
14 posted on 05/18/2005 4:54:51 PM PDT by Mr. Blonde (You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
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To: cyborg; onyx; Miss Behave

Ping. Enjoy, ladies! ;-)


15 posted on 05/18/2005 4:55:26 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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To: pissant

MY RESPONSES FOLLOW:
Anniversaries & birthdays are more important than Valentines & Christmas - Act appreciative when we remember.

Flirting with another woman while in a relationship counts as cheating. - If she's cute, you're flirting.

The answer to "Am I fat?" is "No." There are no other answers. - "Why do you ask?"

House cleaning involves more than putting away your porn videos. - I write the maid a check.

Cologne: a little goes a long way. - Same for perfume.

Driving like a bat out of hell does not impress. - Whining about my driving won't change things.

If you "miss", clean it up immediately before it congeals.
- I write the maid a check

Floss is your friend. - So is mouth wash if you have perpetual bad breath.

Heating up soup from a can is not cooking. - When your cooking skill exceed mine, you can complain.

Maggots are not a "natural" way to clean dirty dishes.
- That's why we have a dish washer. (wanted to say dog)

The female brain is designed to always multitask. Just accept it. - Could you please just get one of those tasks right?

Items on a grocery list are not "suggestions". - If I don't like it, I ain't buying it.

If you smoke, don't flirt with non-smokers. - If I've got a cigar in my mouth, there aren't supposed to be any women around.

The G-spot is not a magic button you can push and get instant results. - It is when I'm pushing it!

Common Sense - Its allowed EVERY day of the month.

How to ask for directions - Unless she's cute, then its flirting.

Wash your hands often. - I try not to pee on them in the first place.

What women want - There's a hole with no bottom!

Women need foot massages more than they need sex. - 2 hours is never enough.

Never take a first date to a movie starring your favorite hot young actress. - Always dinner.

Just because a woman dresses expensively doesn't mean she has money. - or class.

Their name - Ooops!

Looking at another woman while in a relationship counts as flirting. - I always turn my head when I cough.

That foreplay does not have to include four people. - Not lately.

The hamper is for dirty clothes; the floor is for rugs. - No, the washing machine is for dirty clothes.

How to undo a bra - One second, Ond handed.

put the seat down - Its never up, I have a urinal.

shower daily - Only if I think there's a chance of sex.

I'm up here, talk to my face! - Only if it looks better than what I'm lookin' at.

Just exactly what six inches look like. - Half.


21 posted on 05/18/2005 5:40:11 PM PDT by G Larry (Promote Conservative Judges NOW!)
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To: pissant
Three things this man wishes women would understand:

If you come to me with a problem, I'm going to try to solve it. You don't want my feedback, don't tell me about it.

Sometimes I just want to be alone. It doesn't mean I don't like you. It doesn't mean I'm messing around. I just have things to do.

I'm not carrying a kid in a papoose pack, I'm going to bring up my sons to be men, not wimps, and my daughters are going to be ladies who can defend themselves.

23 posted on 05/18/2005 5:47:53 PM PDT by Darkwolf (aka Darkwolf377 lurker since'01, member since 4/'04--stop clogging me with pings!)
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