Posted on 05/18/2005 4:12:20 PM PDT by pissant
Anniversaries & birthdays are more important than Valentines & Christmas
Flirting with another woman while in a relationship counts as cheating.
The answer to "Am I fat?" is "No." There are no other answers.
House cleaning involves more than putting away your porn videos.
Cologne: a little goes a long way.
Driving like a bat out of hell does not impress.
If you "miss", clean it up immediately before it congeals.
Floss is your friend.
Heating up soup from a can is not cooking.
Maggots are not a "natural" way to clean dirty dishes.
The female brain is designed to always multitask. Just accept it.
Items on a grocery list are not "suggestions".
If you smoke, don't flirt with non-smokers.
The G-spot is not a magic button you can push and get instant results.
Common Sense
How to ask for directions
Wash your hands often.
What women want
Women need foot massages more than they need sex.
Never take a first date to a movie starring your favorite hot young actress.
Just because a woman dresses expensively doesn't mean she has money.
Their name
Looking at another woman while in a relationship counts as flirting.
That foreplay does not have to include four people.
The hamper is for dirty clothes; the floor is for rugs.
How to undo a bra
put the seat down
shower daily
I'm up here, talk to my face!
Just exactly what six inches look like.
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I hate that one!
Multi-tasking? Is that the euphemism they use for being "flighty"?
Arioch7 out.
Sexist crap.
I know, you gals are sexists! sheesh!
Never heard that one.
LOL!!
Unfortunately, I have!
Mercifully, that does not apply to most conservative chicks!
Not a gal! ;-)
, but has the political mind of someone like this . I'm not sure how many drinks it would take, but I'm fairly certain I would drink every one of them. Figuring the girl is of the natural moral attitude of many liberals.
1. Why do you have to drink every day?
2. You don't do anything to help out.
3. Don't ever throw my purse in the pond again.
4. You can't wear that to work/party/out in the yard, to the store, etc....
5. You need to shave everyday.
6. My tits are too big. (nooooooo)
7. You need to get a vasectomy.
8. You don't have time for that boat, sell it.
, but has the political mind of someone like this 
. I'm not sure how many drinks it would take, but I'm fairly certain I would drink every one of them. Figuring the girl is of the natural moral attitude of many liberals.
Ping. Enjoy, ladies! ;-)
Then who the heck is Jenny. I always thought you were female!
#7! Yikes.
Now I see them. Worth the wait!
Old girlfriend. Terrifying liberal. I immortalized her thus during the 2000 recount wars.
OK. Guess I'll stop trying to hit on you then....
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