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1 posted on 05/17/2005 12:18:46 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
Being a guy, I don't think this article was meant for me, but, when I read...
For those with long lean tanned limbs, stop reading. You can wear it with trainers and flat shoes and nothing else.
...I was forced to wonder if the omission of the blouse was deliberate or a treat for us guys.
2 posted on 05/17/2005 12:24:32 PM PDT by JAWs
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To: pissant
You don’t even have to have shaved your legs today to get away with the good ole nude fishnet tights look.

You can say that again.

4 posted on 05/17/2005 12:27:12 PM PDT by Nonstatist
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To: pissant

That's a ton of information that I will never ever need.


5 posted on 05/17/2005 12:28:04 PM PDT by An Old Marine
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To: pissant

Yeah, but there definitely has to be a weight limit!!


8 posted on 05/17/2005 12:32:45 PM PDT by seawolf101
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To: pissant

"How To Wear A Mini-Skirt"

First rule: Make sure your name isn't Mad Maddie Notbright, and you aren't sitting on a stage, legs crossed, with your thunder thighs showing to the world in all their "glory."

I never thought I would say this, but as an American I am grateful that the Hildebeast prefers to wear pants as she roams the world and the Senate making a nuisance of herself.


9 posted on 05/17/2005 12:35:26 PM PDT by Cecily
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To: pissant; Hi Heels
real cute in flats and trainers.

Flats and a mini-skirt. Yeah, in the 80's.

Short skirt=high heels. Period.

12 posted on 05/17/2005 12:37:12 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: pissant
nothing worse than Fidgetters and Skirt Puller-Downers, up there with Boob Tube Puller-Uppers

If this is such a big problem, why not switch 'em up in the first place and save the trouble...

13 posted on 05/17/2005 12:37:31 PM PDT by SeamusVA
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To: pissant

I'd wear fishnets, but I'd be afraid of Greenpeace trying to free my thighs. Sigh......


16 posted on 05/17/2005 12:44:12 PM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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"The new fashion trend of loosenesslooks great with short skirts. An off the shoulder top or ruched neckline creates a loose silhouette that counters the smallness of the skirt below. Tight skirt and tight top can look a bit, well…"

Add a wide belt, and you have my outfit from 8th grade (1987ish)


18 posted on 05/17/2005 12:52:20 PM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin)
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To: pissant

At 36, I will NEVER wear a miniskirt again, or a bikini for that matter.

3 children will really destroy a woman's body.


20 posted on 05/17/2005 12:57:48 PM PDT by conservativebabe
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This article is crying out for visual augmentation!


21 posted on 05/17/2005 1:01:18 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Electricity: the high priest of false security.)
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To: pissant

WE need graphics of right & wrong here, please.


24 posted on 05/17/2005 1:06:50 PM PDT by ctlpdad
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To: pissant
How about instructions on how to wear a thong.


25 posted on 05/17/2005 1:08:12 PM PDT by KidGlock (Get in the pit and try to love some one)
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To: pissant

I, for one, welcome our new Miniskirt Overlords...


31 posted on 05/17/2005 1:24:31 PM PDT by Blzbba (Let them hate us as long as they fear us - Caligula)
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To: pissant
sexy pointed flat shoes

There are no sexy flat shoes.

32 posted on 05/17/2005 1:26:00 PM PDT by Know your rights (The modern enlightened liberal doesn't care what you believe as long as you don't really believe it.)
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35 posted on 05/17/2005 1:47:12 PM PDT by Feiny ( I hate the very sight of liquor, which is why I hide it in my stomach.)
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To: pissant
>How to Wear a Miniskirt


Sitting on the edge
of a table while wearing
a mini wins big!

44 posted on 05/17/2005 3:35:40 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: pissant

It's starting to concern me that you are "hip" to this sort of thing....


51 posted on 05/17/2005 5:41:29 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher ("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- Beyond and Miss Behave agree!)
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To: pissant

Girls in Mini skirts...........why their......why their.....legs reach all the way from their.......their......allthewaytotheground........WOO HOO!!!!!!


56 posted on 05/17/2005 6:00:04 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (The House of Representatives serves people-The Senate serves Senators.)
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To: pissant
and then there's always a career in modeling...

61 posted on 05/17/2005 10:35:19 PM PDT by Khurkris (This tag-line is available on CD ROM. NRA.)
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