VERY IMPORTANT stuff here!
1 posted on
05/17/2005 12:18:46 PM PDT by
pissant
To: pissant
Being a guy, I don't think this article was meant for me, but, when I read...
For those with long lean tanned limbs, stop reading. You can wear it with trainers and flat shoes and nothing else.
...I was forced to wonder if the omission of the blouse was deliberate or a treat for us guys.
2 posted on
05/17/2005 12:24:32 PM PDT by
JAWs
To: pissant
You dont even have to have shaved your legs today to get away with the good ole nude fishnet tights look.You can say that again.
To: pissant
That's a ton of information that I will never ever need.
To: pissant
Yeah, but there definitely has to be a weight limit!!
To: pissant
"How To Wear A Mini-Skirt"
First rule: Make sure your name isn't Mad Maddie Notbright, and you aren't sitting on a stage, legs crossed, with your thunder thighs showing to the world in all their "glory."
I never thought I would say this, but as an American I am grateful that the Hildebeast prefers to wear pants as she roams the world and the Senate making a nuisance of herself.
9 posted on
05/17/2005 12:35:26 PM PDT by
Cecily
To: pissant; Hi Heels
real cute in flats and trainers. Flats and a mini-skirt. Yeah, in the 80's.
Short skirt=high heels. Period.
To: pissant
nothing worse than Fidgetters and Skirt Puller-Downers, up there with Boob Tube Puller-Uppers If this is such a big problem, why not switch 'em up in the first place and save the trouble...
13 posted on
05/17/2005 12:37:31 PM PDT by
SeamusVA
To: pissant
I'd wear fishnets, but I'd be afraid of Greenpeace trying to free my thighs. Sigh......
16 posted on
05/17/2005 12:44:12 PM PDT by
Millee
(So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
To: pissant
"The new fashion trend of loosenesslooks great with short skirts. An off the shoulder top or ruched neckline creates a loose silhouette that counters the smallness of the skirt below. Tight skirt and tight top can look a bit, well
"
Add a wide belt, and you have my outfit from 8th grade (1987ish)
18 posted on
05/17/2005 12:52:20 PM PDT by
Hoodlum91
(Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin)
To: pissant
At 36, I will NEVER wear a miniskirt again, or a bikini for that matter.
3 children will really destroy a woman's body.
To: pissant
This article is crying out for visual augmentation!
21 posted on
05/17/2005 1:01:18 PM PDT by
MarineBrat
(Electricity: the high priest of false security.)
To: pissant
WE need graphics of right & wrong here, please.
24 posted on
05/17/2005 1:06:50 PM PDT by
ctlpdad
To: pissant
How about instructions on how to wear a thong.
25 posted on
05/17/2005 1:08:12 PM PDT by
KidGlock
(Get in the pit and try to love some one)
To: pissant
I, for one, welcome our new Miniskirt Overlords...
31 posted on
05/17/2005 1:24:31 PM PDT by
Blzbba
(Let them hate us as long as they fear us - Caligula)
To: pissant
sexy pointed flat shoes There are no sexy flat shoes.
32 posted on
05/17/2005 1:26:00 PM PDT by
Know your rights
(The modern enlightened liberal doesn't care what you believe as long as you don't really believe it.)
To: pissant
35 posted on
05/17/2005 1:47:12 PM PDT by
Feiny
( I hate the very sight of liquor, which is why I hide it in my stomach.)
To: pissant
>How to Wear a Miniskirt
Sitting on the edge
of a table while wearing
a mini wins big!
To: pissant
It's starting to concern me that you are "hip" to this sort of thing....
51 posted on
05/17/2005 5:41:29 PM PDT by
Dashing Dasher
("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- Beyond and Miss Behave agree!)
To: pissant
Girls in Mini skirts...........why their......why their.....legs reach all the way from their.......their......allthewaytotheground........WOO HOO!!!!!!
56 posted on
05/17/2005 6:00:04 PM PDT by
F.J. Mitchell
(The House of Representatives serves people-The Senate serves Senators.)
To: pissant
and then there's always a career in modeling...
61 posted on
05/17/2005 10:35:19 PM PDT by
Khurkris
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