Sitting on the edge
of a table while wearing
a mini wins big!
Posted on 05/17/2005 12:18:46 PM PDT by pissant
How to wear a mini skirt- when you don’t look like a supermodel. (Okay, who does?) It doesn’t mean that you have to hide your knees forever…This season, get out there and feel the wind on your legs, it’s miniskirt season.
Wearing a mini says something about you- it’s feminine, and sexy in a way black trousers will never be. It doesn’t have to scream, “Easy!” , but it does say, “Look at me.” You will get 45% more comments when you wear a mini- and this is a conservative estimate based on my research last Friday night.
Tips for wearing miniskirts:
Now, don’t get me wrong., Minis aren’t for everyone. For those with long lean tanned limbs, stop reading. You can wear it with trainers and flat shoes and nothing else. I just saw one of these girls today; she was also wearing a tee shirt that read, “ If it wasn’t for boys, I’d quit school”. So, there you go. For everyone else, mini-donning requires a little effort. And some confidence.
Fake tan
Makes legs look longer. And thinner. Nothing like winter legs with dotty shaved skin being transformed by a layer of fake tan. Try one of the excellent fake tanning products now available such as Clarins, St Tropez and cheaper ranges at the chemist and supermarket.
Nude Tights
Likewise tanned nude tights, and those with a bit of shine in the lycra are good, but only with closed-toe shoes, never the tights-with-toes look.
Fishnet tights
This is my BEST OPTION for miniskirt wearing- as it looks like nothing at all but is still not matronly and a bit sexy, and still fashion conscious. You don’t even have to have shaved your legs today to get away with the good ole nude fishnet tights look. Fleshtone fishnets are indeed fashion’s secret weapon for legs in that transition stage between winter and summer.
Wear a Thong Panty
You want attention on your skirt and great legs, not your visible panty line. This should of course go without saying with all tighter skirts and trousers, but the double-bum is never good- invest in below-the-bum knickers or a g-string thong if you can.
Proportion
The new fashion trend of loosenesslooks great with short skirts. An off the shoulder top or ruched neckline creates a loose silhouette that counters the smallness of the skirt below. Tight skirt and tight top can look a bit, well…
Great Shoes
The old rule, short skirts with high heels and long skirts with low heels (or is it the other way around?) is not a mantra- you do whatever makes you comfortable. I love tall girls in high heels, and short girls may well need to wear them for the height but still look real cute in flats and trainers. The sexy pointed flat shoes look amazing with miniskirts. Flat boots and a little denim miniskirt is a look that can’t be beat.
Most importantly, be comfortable and happy in your style, and s m i l e. Remember that you’re wearing the skirt and it’s not wearing you- nothing worse than Fidgetters and Skirt Puller-Downers, up there with Boob Tube Puller-Uppers
I actually knew a couple who named their daughter Ginger Snapp.
I knew a guy named Peter Weinewaughter (not sure of the spelling, but it was pronounced Weenie Water).
Are you sure? Isn't that Russel Crowe?
Sitting on the edge
of a table while wearing
a mini wins big!
I bet ( hope) your hubby disagrees....
He would think that a paper bag was sexy at this point! LOL!
A girth or draft limit is needed.
Give him a suprise some night real soon !!!! One of two things will happen: either he will treat you like a queen for the next couple of months, or, he will keel over dead, and you will get it all.... either way, your up... LOL !
I'd wear fishnets, but I'd be afraid of Greenpeace trying to free my thighs. Sigh......
Thank you for lifting my very low spirits today. I am still giggling.
It's okay - I'm a runner with no kids and have pretty much the same body at 40 that I did at 30 and I looked good in a mini at 30 and I look absolutely stupid in a mini at 40. I'm not sure what happened. I think after 35, the look just doesn't work any more.
It's starting to concern me that you are "hip" to this sort of thing....
Hey, she was probably in a rush after her afternoon quickie!
I've been hip to miniskirts since my 6th grade teacher wore one and exposed her panties regularly. It has affected me for life!
Makes perfect sense to me.
Girls in Mini skirts...........why their......why their.....legs reach all the way from their.......their......allthewaytotheground........WOO HOO!!!!!!
Damned straight there's something wrong! Someone call the color coordination police!
But absolutely nothing wrong
with she who wears that thong.
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