[avg_freeper]

No wonder she wants to divorce you,
you twit!

[MarineBrat]

The marriage might have worked if you had done a little more of the housework... like cooking dinner once in a while!

[sageb1]

Married 32 years this year.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Suicide. Thats your answer. Save your wife the shame of being divorced from a piece of work such as yourself and just gnaw on the business end of a 12 guage loaded with 00 buckshot.

That way she is a free widow and you are no longer a torment to her.

Trust me, you'll feel better.

[international american]

First paragraph gave you away. Have a good death.

[Eagle Eye]

Hi I am conservative young man who has problem

You are just a liar.

[nosofar]

And I will not get a divorce because I don’t want to be a hypocrite conservative even thought it is hard.

Good for you, but I wonder is this some new revelation for you? Conservatives are people, too, with the same basic personal faults as anyone with any other political leaning. We are all capable of hyprocrisy. I do find it very odd you would make a big deal about it. Oh yes. Few conservatives say divorce is a good thing, even if they might get one themselves. This does not contradict the position that gay marriage is undesireable, if not worse. Nor is this hypocritical. Just as it would not be hypocritical for an alcoholic, for example, to say heroin addiction is bad. Neither behavior is healthy.

[Dallas59]

"Magistrate, another Troll has been detected. The Trolls intelligence is shockingly limited...

"

[weegee]

Do sodomites seek gay marriage so as to stop being sinners in the eyes of God?

All of that pre-marital sex and cohabitation. Yeah, it's the lack of marriage that makes it wrong.

It couldn't be the nature of the act.

When same sex marriage is sanctioned by the state you KNOW that the left will push for chuches to perform same sex ceremonies. Expect a big divide in the church as the church is forced to celebrate the sins of some and declare that they aren't really sins at all.

We are all sinners. We can all attend church. Don't expect the church to pat you on the back for sinning.

[Russ]

What a dope...

[weegee]

No fault divorce is a problem in society. Too many people are too quick to throw in the towel. If you think that divorce isn't a problem (or that gay marriage wouldn't be a problem or even prone to divorce), then you...

Oh wait, this is another DUping assclown. Sod off.

[Smokin' Joe]

Well, if you read the book, you will find that divorce was not completely a no-no. There were certain examples provided in which it was okay.

Buggery is, however, always an abombination in the Bible, and that is the difference.

[Fledermaus]

Liberals need to find jobs.

[weegee]

My advice to use is seek an annulment. Then your kids can be bastards just like John Kerry's.

[StarCMC]

OH....MY....GOSH!!! Who let the kids have the computer?? ROFLMAO!!

Buh-bye!

[Pillows]

[Flyer]

Thank you. And I will not get a divorce

Laugh! That's what you think.

Kiss the house and a good chunk of your income goodbye.

I think I'll move in with your ex-wife just to rub it in.

p.s. - paint the place before you leave, would ya?

[xcamel]

DUH...

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[jec41]

Good luck to all fighting the good conservative fight against the gay menace coming to get our children. And don't forget to keep on divorcing each other; I'm sure God is OK with it because as we all know God is a conservative republican and our President Bush talks to him, just like Moses on Mount Sinai.

Yep, but it sounds like you've been talking to Barney Frank or Ted Kennedy. Good luck on your choices, they have a special interest for immature little boys. One indoctrinates the other penetrates.

[gimme1ibertee]

Awwww hell.
Put another troll on the barbee!