[Archytekt]

glad to hear that you are not happy!

thanks for letting us know!

[Godzilla]

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. Did your mother drop you on your head or was it more of a [touchdown] spike?

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

[tiredoflaundry]

[kevao]

"Craggled"?

[stinkerpot65]

JimmyClyde - DU founder

[OpusatFR]

What's the matter? A good argument beyond your mental capability?

Name calling and ad hominem attack is the first line of the less than intellectually endowed.

Pity. I did so want to engage, but only with those who write, speak, and most of all, understand English. Ok homey?

[Altamira]

"its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic."

Oh, yeah? Well, at least we are informed about the proper use of the apostrophe, and can spell "hygiene."

Dork.

[fortunecookie]

You cowardly freak. I'll wager you won't even bother to read the replies to your tantrum-rant. The correct spelling and punctuation will tire you straight off. Take frequent breaks to give your lips a rest. You're probably giggling with your pals over your 'clever' post.

"wonder of life"

So, your life is devoid of joy? Wonderment? I guess if you're DU minded, that bleak, hate-filled non-thinking world does exist for you, as hope filled and life affirming as any communist controlled country can get.

"lets keep people who cant feel or think alive because were to stubborn to admit that its pretty damn foolish"

Well, we're keeping YOU alive, aren't we? Ok, so we don't keep them alive. What then? Who kills them, since they didn't do you the courtesy of just dying without 'assistance'? Death squads to free rid us of them? Aren't they just thugs, paid to murder people, even if you dress them up as medical personnel?

And the insults you hurl at our Admin show your true self, unable to debate, to argue intelligently, all you can do is hurl insults and slurs and slander folks like John Goodman and our admin. Nice. You should be very proud. By the way, that was sarcasm.

lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin

I don't even like gin. And if you want to see a lemming, just look in the mirror.

[colonialhk]

good bourbon not gin

You are like a fat guy at the pool in a Speedo who thinks Hillary is hot.

[MarineBrat]

Zat you, duud?

[TexanByBirth]

its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic

Hey, don't you know us conservatives take a bath every Saturday night, right before we beat our wives.... See Ya! Bye!

[Andy'smom]

Actually we leave the cheap gin for Theresa. And the raisins too.

[af_vet_1981]

lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin

I think you were looking for Ted Kennedy and his associates ...

[SolidRedState]

Hmmmm... I like cheap gin.

[SolidRedState]

Meek, are you on vacation?

[Dr.Zoidberg]

(shaking head)

That boy ain't right.

[joesnuffy]

John about to open a fresh can of 'troll begone'

[evets]

There once was a crafty old man that lived in the sand,
and once or twice he rose his head above to let his shifty neck protrude.
A second old man, so the wiser, lived in the clouds
and drooped down from above to live in fear, and he exponentially colludes.
One day, them living so far apart, they sat in respective heavenly thrones
to listen to the clackering locusts allude to the fatal passing of space and time.
The old craggled men picked at their dueling banjos creating pace and rhyme,
and the apocalypse of the ten hells ensued.

[Paul_Denton]

We had to research the effects of the new ZOT! 3000 AFAP (Atmoic Fired Artillery Projectile) on a live troll. Click here to veiw the research video with commenary of the effects of the ZOT! process.