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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? (Humor)
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Posted on 05/12/2005 10:33:39 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us
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To: trisham
It aint that time of the month is it?........ Heh, heh
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posted on
05/12/2005 12:44:54 PM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
Very funny. I always say that without we women, men wouldn't be able to find their @sses with both hands!
I recently informed my husband that if he leaves his socks on the floor one more time, they are going to begin migrating to the garbage can. Perhaps, once he has no socks left, he'll get the point. I am not a maid.
On a side note, I don't care about the toilet seat thing. He needs it up, I need it down. Give that battle up.
To: Allosaurs_r_us
Never trust anything that bleeds for three days but doesn't die.
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posted on
05/12/2005 1:05:59 PM PDT
by
johnlaw
To: conservativebabe
without we women, men wouldn't be able to find their @sses with both hands!
Hmmm, you sure you're not my wife logging on from work? You should see the look I get when I tell her "that's women's work". LOL
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posted on
05/12/2005 1:06:19 PM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
Well, by the same token, I use that line on my husband about taking out the garbage and mowing the lawn, "that's a man's work". He just rolls his eyes at me, sighs, and does it anyway.
To: johnlaw
Never trust anything that bleeds for three days but doesn't die.
Boy! That one is goin to get you in trouble....LOL You must not be married.
Either that or she is out of the room. Heh, heh
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posted on
05/12/2005 1:10:42 PM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: johnlaw
To: conservativebabe
To: Allosaurs_r_us; johnlaw
Doesn't it really come down to the fact that we all just want to be appreciated for what we do?
Though, some try to do as little as possible.
To: Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Wait,, after yesterdays ban fest I don't want any bad publicity!!
I wanted to clone her only for her immunity to PMS. The extra baggage pretty much nullified all bets! :-)
To: conservativebabe
He just rolls his eyes at me, sighs, and does it anyway.
Hell, around here she mows the lawn too. It's either that or I let the horses into the yard to mow it for me. It's a pretty good system if you don't mind "horse nuggets". LOL
Of course in the winter when it's 40 below she doesn't leave her place by the fire unless I don't show back up after a couple of hours. Even then she would probly just shovel the snow over the top of me until spring thaw.
After 32 years we pretty much have this marriage thing kicked. LOL Can't imagine life any other way.
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posted on
05/12/2005 1:17:21 PM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: JoeSixPack1; Dashing Dasher
I guess it is better that way. More than one of me and the earth would be in trouble. I would not get you banned, not on purpose anyway.
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posted on
05/12/2005 1:18:49 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
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posted on
05/12/2005 1:18:57 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- (Miss Behave agreed))
To: Allosaurs_r_us
Truthfully, I don't mind doing the garbage and I actually enjoy yard work, so I see where you are coming from. We just have to give each other a hard time once in a while.
Course, I like yardwork, but when it comes to my husband and laundry, not so much. LOL! ;)
To: conservativebabe
Helk no my wife's not in the room. I'd be sleeping on the couch for three weeks if she knew I said that. By the way, has anyone ever gone on an out-of-town trip and accidently left your wife's make-up bag on top of the car, only to see it fly off while your going 70 mph on the freeway? Now THAT will get you in trouble!
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posted on
05/12/2005 1:20:26 PM PDT
by
johnlaw
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I don't have PMS anymore, I am too old, but a low blood sugar attack will cause me to act kinda like this, right before I pass out. ;9) It certainly makes people listen.
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posted on
05/12/2005 1:20:56 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Allosaurs_r_us
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posted on
05/12/2005 1:23:29 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Planned Parenthood is neither)
To: johnlaw
No but he has turned many of my white bras and panties pink or faded blue, on the rare occassions that he has done it. I have respectfully asked him to leave the laundry to me.
To: johnlaw
By the way, has anyone ever gone on an out-of-town trip and accidently left your wife's make-up bag on top of the car, only to see it fly off while your going 70 mph on the freeway? Now THAT will get you in trouble!....sure would with me!!!
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posted on
05/12/2005 1:30:33 PM PDT
by
SweetCaroline
(Politicians and Diapers need changing often and for the same reason!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
More than one of me and the earth would be in trouble.
ROFL!!!!!
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