To: Red Badger
stuck in a chest-high deluge of peas... That will teach this 17-yo to mind his Q's... and Peas.
2 posted on
05/10/2005 12:20:31 PM PDT by
C210N
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To: Red Badger
Dumb@ss. They should have made him eat his way out.
burp
3 posted on
05/10/2005 12:20:53 PM PDT by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: Red Badger
4 posted on
05/10/2005 12:21:15 PM PDT by
Paul Atreides
(FACT: More atrocities have been perpetrated with a hot glue gun, than with a hand gun)
To: Red Badger
I bet that container is filled with video games! Here, hold my beer while I check it out.
5 posted on
05/10/2005 12:21:29 PM PDT by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: Red Badger
6 posted on
05/10/2005 12:21:46 PM PDT by
Rakkasan1
(The MRS wanted to go to an expensive place to eat so I took her to the gas station.)
To: Red Badger
7 posted on
05/10/2005 12:21:55 PM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
To: Red Badger
Fortunately for him it wasn't an avalanche of pees.
To: Red Badger
Why is restitution only for half the value of the merchandise?
13 posted on
05/10/2005 12:23:30 PM PDT by
wideawake
(God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
To: Red Badger
Hoisted by their own peatard.
14 posted on
05/10/2005 12:24:14 PM PDT by
Liberal Classic
(No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi.)
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
anonymous source later added that he overheard the 17-year old declare
"Let there be peas on Earth!"
17 posted on
05/10/2005 12:25:37 PM PDT by
QwertyKPH
(Non-profane tagline)
To: Red Badger
That container had to have been loaded from the top. Which means it was an open-top container and the knuckle-head didn't need to open the doors to see what was inside, he could have just climbed to the top.
To: Red Badger
"But as the doors opened the teenager became stuck in a chest-high deluge of peas."
The visual on this is making my sides hurt...
To: Red Badger
25 posted on
05/10/2005 12:49:12 PM PDT by
Da Bilge Troll
(Defeatism is not a winning strategy!)
To: Red Badger
Hey wasn't here a scene like this in the movie "Tommy?"
Oh...I guess that was beans...Ann Margaret and beans.
29 posted on
05/10/2005 12:59:37 PM PDT by
colorcountry
(To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable. ....Barry Goldwater)
To: Red Badger
I have heard of goober peas, but this is the first time I have heard of a goober in peas.
Or was he resting in peas?
Maybe he asked them to peas get a backhoe to dig him out from under. Even pretty peas.
32 posted on
05/10/2005 1:19:37 PM PDT by
No Truce With Kings
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