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1 posted on 05/10/2005 12:18:51 PM PDT by Red Badger
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stuck in a chest-high deluge of peas...

That will teach this 17-yo to mind his Q's... and Peas.

2 posted on 05/10/2005 12:20:31 PM PDT by C210N (-)
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Dumb@ss. They should have made him eat his way out.

burp

3 posted on 05/10/2005 12:20:53 PM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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To: Red Badger

Make war, not peas.


4 posted on 05/10/2005 12:21:15 PM PDT by Paul Atreides (FACT: More atrocities have been perpetrated with a hot glue gun, than with a hand gun)
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I bet that container is filled with video games! Here, hold my beer while I check it out.


5 posted on 05/10/2005 12:21:29 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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visualize whirled peas


6 posted on 05/10/2005 12:21:46 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 (The MRS wanted to go to an expensive place to eat so I took her to the gas station.)
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To: Red Badger

Visualize whirled peas.


7 posted on 05/10/2005 12:21:55 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
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Fortunately for him it wasn't an avalanche of pees.


9 posted on 05/10/2005 12:22:17 PM PDT by threeleftsmakearight
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Why is restitution only for half the value of the merchandise?


13 posted on 05/10/2005 12:23:30 PM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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Hoisted by their own peatard.


14 posted on 05/10/2005 12:24:14 PM PDT by Liberal Classic (No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi.)
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All we are saying....


15 posted on 05/10/2005 12:25:11 PM PDT by tnlibertarian
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anonymous source later added that he overheard the 17-year old declare "Let there be peas on Earth!"


17 posted on 05/10/2005 12:25:37 PM PDT by QwertyKPH (Non-profane tagline)
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That container had to have been loaded from the top. Which means it was an open-top container and the knuckle-head didn't need to open the doors to see what was inside, he could have just climbed to the top.


18 posted on 05/10/2005 12:26:53 PM PDT by threeleftsmakearight
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"But as the doors opened the teenager became stuck in a chest-high deluge of peas."

The visual on this is making my sides hurt...


22 posted on 05/10/2005 12:34:55 PM PDT by BeHoldAPaleHorse
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Rest in peas my son.


25 posted on 05/10/2005 12:49:12 PM PDT by Da Bilge Troll (Defeatism is not a winning strategy!)
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Hey wasn't here a scene like this in the movie "Tommy?"

Oh...I guess that was beans...Ann Margaret and beans.


29 posted on 05/10/2005 12:59:37 PM PDT by colorcountry (To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable. ....Barry Goldwater)
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I have heard of goober peas, but this is the first time I have heard of a goober in peas.

Or was he resting in peas?

Maybe he asked them to peas get a backhoe to dig him out from under. Even pretty peas.


32 posted on 05/10/2005 1:19:37 PM PDT by No Truce With Kings (The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
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