Woman bitten by snake while defecating in bush
Bush’s fault.
Before you complain, it’s news because it was in a newspaper.
1 posted on
05/10/2005 7:11:28 AM PDT by
dead
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To: dead
Did they kill it and eat it? Snakes can be very tasty and food isn't exactly plentiful over there.
2 posted on
05/10/2005 7:12:30 AM PDT by
boofus
To: dead
Who cares about the snake, I want to know why you've been beating your dad.
3 posted on
05/10/2005 7:13:29 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
To: dead
4 posted on
05/10/2005 7:13:34 AM PDT by
leadpenny
To: dead
"I hate it when that happens!"
5 posted on
05/10/2005 7:13:48 AM PDT by
B Knotts
(Viva il Papa!)
To: dead
But this is
Zimbabwe for cryin' out loud!
I expect that hundreds of people have been bitten on the @ss whilst taking a dump in the bush.
6 posted on
05/10/2005 7:14:12 AM PDT by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
To: dead
I can't blame the snake... I'd strike too if a massive
load was about to fall on my home.
7 posted on
05/10/2005 7:14:46 AM PDT by
rahbert
To: dead
Series pain in the bum. 1st to say it!
9 posted on
05/10/2005 7:15:53 AM PDT by
stevio
(Red-Blooded American Male)
To: dead
I knew a guy who had to take a squat in the bush and ended up getting poison ivy on his butt.
11 posted on
05/10/2005 7:16:28 AM PDT by
fso301
To: dead
The snake was just after a piece of a$$.
To: dead
To: dead
I'm wondering if she had time to wipe, or if she was too panicked?
14 posted on
05/10/2005 7:16:52 AM PDT by
TBall
To: dead
Reason 1,267 why I never go camping.
15 posted on
05/10/2005 7:17:58 AM PDT by
Millee
To: onef
pooping in the woods ping
To: dead
Who sucked the venom out?
To: dead
Probably scared the s--- out of her.
To: dead
You can take 'em outa the jungle but you can't get the jungle outa them - Arrraggghhh!
20 posted on
05/10/2005 7:20:16 AM PDT by
sandydipper
(Less government is best government!)
To: dead
I've had two experiences like that. Once, I was run over by a doe while I was relieving myself in the woods on a camping trip, and the other time I was run over by my Company Commander during field ops.
And no, I was not drinking on either occasion, though that particular Commander was rather "stumbly." :)
21 posted on
05/10/2005 7:21:23 AM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: dead
"Bit me right in the butt-tocks."
To: dead
Good thing she didn't try to poop on a lion.
26 posted on
05/10/2005 7:22:34 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Relying on government for your retirement is like playing Russian roulette with an semi auto pistol.)
To: dead
At least she had the modesty to find a bush. When I was in Djibouti back in the mid 80s, the locals would politely squat down next to a building and proceed to defecate, with no concern whatsoever that they were doing so in public.
One of those instances where "When In Rome..." does NOT apply.
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