[jimbo123]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

[Billthedrill]

When making the law here, our host,
Got to sentence the perps he loathed most.
"I'll give a hot Zot
"To a troll who is caught
"And DEATH FOR A VANITY POST!"

[Rakkasan1]

the once was man named Newt
the dims thought him quite a galloot.
he'll run in 08 ,the dims love to hate
a man who will give them the boot.

[real saxophonist]

There once was a Freeper from Jersey
Who asked for some limericks. Mercy!
I asked Laz'Mataz,
He gave me a Razz
And said, We here on Free Republic only accept Haiku.

8~)

[Enterprise]

From Jersey writes our friend Gene
He asks please don't be obscene
It's a really tough trick
To create a clean limerick
It's so hard to do that it's MEAN!

[taxcontrol]

There once was a shrew named Hillery
Who saw the President as Pillery
She is a political whore
I'd call her more
But the truth would violate Chivalry

[pissant]

OK. How's this:

There once was a hottie named Dasher

And every freeper-dude wanted to mash her

But she started to fret

And played hard to get

So all we can do now is flash her!

[alisasny]

There once was a guy named Gene
He lived in Jersey, sight unseen...


AND HAD WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME : )~~~

[Charles Henrickson]

Should there be a prize? Maybe an autographed full-length photo of The Hero of Chappaquiddick in a bathing suit?

A contest to write a fun limerick--
You'd think they'd discover a winner quick.
But the contest's demise
Was the choice of a prize:
The winner would pick up a Swimmer pic!

[F16Fighter]

If ANYONE has kept any material from the Rachel Corrie poetry thread that was pulled once upon a time, please post....

Talk about classic "original" limericks.

[VadeRetro]

I abhor anything pornographic,
In such items I never will traffic.
But my bold, restless mind,
Satisfaction will find,
In the old National Geographic.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Here's a page with a whole bunch of politically flavored limericks!
All written by Freeper "dionysus".

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

My personal favorite:

The impeccably natty Dan Rather
Shaves close ‘fore the camera-folks gather
But when his image came back
From his chat in Iraq
The stuff ‘round his mouth wasn’t lather.

[fredhead]

Can't think of one myself, but came to the realization some time ago that "Victim of Love" by the Eagles is a limerick:

What kind of love have you got
You should be home but you're not
A room full of noise
And dangerous boys
Still makes you thirsty and hot

I heard about you and that man
There's just one thing I don't understand
You say he's a liar
And he put out your fire
How come you still got his gun in your hand

Victim of love, I see your broken heart
I could be wrong but I'm not
Victim of love, it's such an easy part
What kind of love have you got?

[psychedelicate63]

Another old one.....
I dined with the dutchess of Lee
who asked do you fart when you pee?
Said I with quick wit,
do you belch when you sh*t?
Hey dutchess, chalk one up for me!

[Fam4Bush]

I know of a FReeper name King...
Whose threads cover most anything.
He attax from the "right"
As he posts thru the night,
And he always types "pong" for a ping.

[kevkrom]

Ummm... I would, but I have a really nice non-banned record I'm trying to maintain...