[Enterprise]

From Jersey writes our friend Gene
He asks please don't be obscene
It's a really tough trick
To create a clean limerick
It's so hard to do that it's MEAN!

[kevkrom]

From Jersey writes our friend Gene
He asks please don't be obscene
It's a really tough trick
To create a clean limerick
It's so hard to do that it's MEAN!

I once entered this in a contest (didn't win, unfortunately):

At first I set out to devise
Some lyrics to win me the prize
But once I had see
That it had to be clean
Half my words I was forced to revise.