To: genefromjersey
There once was a Freeper from Jersey
Who asked for some limericks. Mercy!
I asked Laz'Mataz,
He gave me a Razz
And said, We here on Free Republic only accept Haiku.
8~)
5 posted on
05/09/2005 4:14:16 PM PDT by
real saxophonist
(Jane Fonda might as well make her gravestone a urinal. Semper Fi)
To: real saxophonist
If you only accept that thar "haiku"
Ah thank ah'll go pedal my bike,Lou:
All that silly-bull countin'
'Bout a stream an' a mountain
Puts a strain on mah pore li'l I-Q !
16 posted on
05/09/2005 5:38:42 PM PDT by
genefromjersey
(So much to flame;so little time !)
To: real saxophonist
A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room;
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what of which
And to whom.
23 posted on
05/09/2005 6:44:31 PM PDT by
Pharmboy
("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
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