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January - Lazmataz: Celebrate Abstinence Month! Our January pinup, Laz, has been abstinent his entire adult life (not quite sure why).

and,

February - Tijeras_Slim: National Weight loss month. Our model Slim used to be a 400 lb tub of goo, until he discovered that chain smoking and meth really melt the pounds away.

March - Clemenza: March is "Diversity" month. What better way to celebrate than to feature Clemenza, our resident performance artist, captured on a Seattle street!


1 posted on 05/09/2005 6:09:46 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

You'd raise more money if you asked people to pay to keep certain male freepers OUT of the calendar.


2 posted on 05/09/2005 6:12:02 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (The murder of Terri Schindler Schiavo - NOT IN OUR NAME)
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To: pissant
Here's my photo. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
3 posted on 05/09/2005 6:15:38 AM PDT by cripplecreek (I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
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To: pissant

I'd volunteer, but I just don't look weird enough today. Maybe the 1987 photo does... ;)


4 posted on 05/09/2005 6:17:22 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
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To: pissant

"Where do I sign up for sexiest freeper?"

9 posted on 05/09/2005 6:29:48 AM PDT by KidGlock (Get in the pit and try to love some one)
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To: pissant
I can't decide which of my personalities to showcase:


11 posted on 05/09/2005 6:35:22 AM PDT by P.O.E.
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To: pissant
Sure ...Ok...This is me...


12 posted on 05/09/2005 6:39:19 AM PDT by Dallas59 (" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
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To: pissant
I'd like to nominate my classy caboose:


17 posted on 05/09/2005 6:48:46 AM PDT by Eastbound (Jacked out since 3/31/05)
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To: pissant
I want Mr. August.


19 posted on 05/09/2005 7:39:10 AM PDT by martin_fierro (See what I did there?)
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To: pissant
I'd volunteer myself, but I think you want to actually sell calendars...
20 posted on 05/09/2005 7:40:31 AM PDT by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: pissant; Constitution Day

The year wouldn't be complete without 'Day.

21 posted on 05/09/2005 7:43:06 AM PDT by martin_fierro (See what I did there?)
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To: cyborg; Laura Earl; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; pissant; teenyelliott; annyokie; tiamat; ...

Ladies... do we have any suggestions?


22 posted on 05/09/2005 7:50:20 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.)
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To: pissant; martin_fierro; Constitution Day

Well, you can't be too thin or too rich....

23 posted on 05/09/2005 7:52:48 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Holding out for a Slim-centric Universe.)
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To: pissant; TheBigB


28 posted on 05/09/2005 8:00:05 AM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: pissant; Owl_Eagle
Now I do not need any F*c*ing sensitivity training as long as you give me your beer fund. Give it up or I'll beat you down and take your beer. NEVER EVER take my beer!!!!
34 posted on 05/09/2005 8:10:56 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: pissant; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Dashing Dasher
You'd only put my picture on a calendar you wanted to show someone who'd just taken poison and wants to vomit very urgently. RIGHT, WHYISA?? And as long as you're raising money, don't forget 4) To get enough Viagra for Argh so the stuff actually works. Thank you. You're welcome.


See what I mean?

49 posted on 05/09/2005 10:10:43 AM PDT by Argh
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Hi Lily

Hope your find what you are looking for!


60 posted on 05/09/2005 3:34:47 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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re: the first image

GI "birth-control" glasses!


72 posted on 05/09/2005 4:45:42 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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I nominate John Adam:

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73 posted on 05/09/2005 4:48:37 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: pissant

Handsome devil, ain't I?
77 posted on 05/09/2005 4:54:25 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: pissant

That is creepy.

(and not in a good way)

If we do a REAL FReeper man Calander I vote King Vanity.

He already has his own calanders and I won't back him up on the nudey ones.

Has to wear shorts at least.

VOTE KING VANITY IN.....


108 posted on 05/09/2005 6:27:53 PM PDT by oceanperch ( My tagline left me for another tagline.)
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