January - Lazmataz: Celebrate Abstinence Month! Our January pinup, Laz, has been abstinent his entire adult life (not quite sure why).

and,
February - Tijeras_Slim: National Weight loss month. Our model Slim used to be a 400 lb tub of goo, until he discovered that chain smoking and meth really melt the pounds away.

March - Clemenza: March is "Diversity" month. What better way to celebrate than to feature Clemenza, our resident performance artist, captured on a Seattle street!

1 posted on
05/09/2005 6:09:46 AM PDT by
pissant
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To: pissant
You'd raise more money if you asked people to pay to keep certain male freepers OUT of the calendar.
2 posted on
05/09/2005 6:12:02 AM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(The murder of Terri Schindler Schiavo - NOT IN OUR NAME)
To: pissant
Here's my photo.

3 posted on
05/09/2005 6:15:38 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
To: pissant
I'd volunteer, but I just don't look weird enough today. Maybe the 1987 photo does... ;)
4 posted on
05/09/2005 6:17:22 AM PDT by
Mr. Jeeves
("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
To: pissant

"Where do I sign up for sexiest freeper?"
9 posted on
05/09/2005 6:29:48 AM PDT by
KidGlock
(Get in the pit and try to love some one)
To: pissant
I can't decide which of my personalities to showcase:

11 posted on
05/09/2005 6:35:22 AM PDT by
P.O.E.
To: pissant
Sure ...Ok...This is me...

12 posted on
05/09/2005 6:39:19 AM PDT by
Dallas59
(" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
To: pissant
I'd like to nominate my classy caboose:

17 posted on
05/09/2005 6:48:46 AM PDT by
Eastbound
(Jacked out since 3/31/05)
To: pissant
I want Mr. August.

19 posted on
05/09/2005 7:39:10 AM PDT by
martin_fierro
(See what I did there?)
To: pissant
I'd volunteer myself, but I think you want to actually sell calendars...
20 posted on
05/09/2005 7:40:31 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
To: pissant; Constitution Day

The year wouldn't be complete without 'Day.
21 posted on
05/09/2005 7:43:06 AM PDT by
martin_fierro
(See what I did there?)
To: cyborg; Laura Earl; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; pissant; teenyelliott; annyokie; tiamat; ...
Ladies... do we have any suggestions?
22 posted on
05/09/2005 7:50:20 AM PDT by
Dashing Dasher
(Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.)
To: pissant; martin_fierro; Constitution Day

Well, you can't be too thin or too rich....
23 posted on
05/09/2005 7:52:48 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(Holding out for a Slim-centric Universe.)
To: pissant; TheBigB
28 posted on
05/09/2005 8:00:05 AM PDT by
cyborg
(Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
To: pissant; Owl_Eagle
Now I do not need any F*c*ing sensitivity training as long as you give me your beer fund. Give it up or I'll beat you down and take your beer. NEVER EVER take my beer!!!!
34 posted on
05/09/2005 8:10:56 AM PDT by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: pissant; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Dashing Dasher
You'd only put my picture on a calendar you wanted to show someone who'd just taken poison and wants to vomit very urgently. RIGHT, WHYISA?? And as long as you're raising money, don't forget 4) To get enough Viagra for Argh so the stuff actually works. Thank you. You're welcome.

See what I mean?
49 posted on
05/09/2005 10:10:43 AM PDT by
Argh
To: freedumb2003
Hi Lily
Hope your find what you are looking for!
60 posted on
05/09/2005 3:34:47 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
To: pissant
re: the first image
GI "birth-control" glasses!
72 posted on
05/09/2005 4:45:42 PM PDT by
King Prout
(blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
To: pissant
I nominate John Adam:

73 posted on
05/09/2005 4:48:37 PM PDT by
King Prout
(blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
To: pissant

Handsome devil, ain't I?
To: pissant
That is creepy.
(and not in a good way)
If we do a REAL FReeper man Calander I vote King Vanity.
He already has his own calanders and I won't back him up on the nudey ones.
Has to wear shorts at least.
VOTE KING VANITY IN.....
108 posted on
05/09/2005 6:27:53 PM PDT by
oceanperch
( My tagline left me for another tagline.)
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