Don't forget mine.
Don't forget mine.
Mine neither. As for that nonsense about there not being as many names for female masturbation as there are for male? Well a 5 second google search turned this up. These are a few of the tamer ones:
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Parting the Red Sea
Pearl Fishing
Play Poker
Play the Clitar
Play Couch Hockey for One
Rolling the Dough
Teasing the Kitty
Testing the Plumbing
The Virgin's Release
Tickling the Taco
Tiptoe Through the TwoLips
Two Finger Taco Tango
My wife tells me the key to orgasm is to talk during sex. I told her that's what all those 900 number calls were for.