[Larry Lucido]

My wife tells me the key to orgasm is to talk during sex. I told her that's what all those 900 number calls were for.

[Lazamataz]

My wife tells me the key to orgasm is to talk during sex.

Problem is, you think she wants to talk about sex.

To orgasm, what SHE needs to hear is:

• Oh baby, I'm buying you a new Miata convertible, baby....
• Oh yeah, I paid the mortgage 3 months ahead, oh yeah, oh yeah....
• Ooooooohhhhh we need new fine china.......
• Oh, Oh, I'm gonna mow the lawn, oh, oh my G-d, I'm gonna mow it, oh yeah