[Lazamataz]

My wife tells me the key to orgasm is to talk during sex.

Problem is, you think she wants to talk about sex.

To orgasm, what SHE needs to hear is:

• Oh baby, I'm buying you a new Miata convertible, baby....
• Oh yeah, I paid the mortgage 3 months ahead, oh yeah, oh yeah....
• Ooooooohhhhh we need new fine china.......
• Oh, Oh, I'm gonna mow the lawn, oh, oh my G-d, I'm gonna mow it, oh yeah

[Blowtorch]

To orgasm, what SHE needs to hear is:
* Oh baby, I'm buying you a new Miata convertible, baby.... * Oh yeah, I paid the mortgage 3 months ahead, oh yeah, oh yeah.... * Ooooooohhhhh we need new fine china....... * Oh, Oh, I'm gonna mow the lawn, oh, oh my G-d, I'm gonna mow it, oh yeah

Laz, you're one funny cracker. I have been going about it all wrong I see but you've given me new ideas.